" I don't talk about my ass," Trump falsely claimed, while obviously talking about his rear.

[soothsayer]

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/08/widespread-confusion-after-trump-pontificates-on-his-posterior-at-maga-rally-he-cant-form-a-sentence/

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President Donald Trump held a campaign rally in New Hampshire on Friday that could become a super-spreader COVID-19 event, with a large crowd and many not wearing masks.

“You know what I say? Protest this, your ass. I don’t talk about my ass,” Trump falsely claimed, while obviously talking about his rear.

The statement caused widespread confusion, here’s some of what people were saying:

Link to tweet

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[LizBeth]

1. doesn't even make sense, does it? Did I miss something? Why are we talking about his ass?

[soothsayer]

3. I should have included this headline

Widespread confusion after Trump pontificates on his posterior at MAGA rally: ‘He can’t form a sentence’

[LizBeth]

8. Bah hahahahah

[soothsayer]

6. I guess he wanted to say "protest this -- my ass"

But he couldn’t, because he says he doesn’t talk about his ass. So he said “your ass.”

Ha idk

[LizBeth]

9. Ha ha. What an ass. OOOps, guess it is about his ass. That is funny

[BlueStater]

12. I think I get it.

It’s funny if you find lame sitcom humor hilarious, I suppose.

[Nevilledog]

2. Wait......what?

[soothsayer]

4. It's a mystery, understood only by his adoring audience

[Nevilledog]

15. Well, that leaves me out. I am a member of the abhorring crowd.

[soothsayer]

20. This

[Totally Tunsie]

5. Do you remember when candidates were extremely careful

about the words they used so as not to offend the listeners? Not so many years ago, this manner of campaigning was unheard of.

[CaptYossarian]

7. If we wanted to know about Trump's ass, we could always ask

Ron Johnson, Mike Pence, and Sean Hannity.

[belpejic]

14. If we could pry Mike Pompeo's lips off of it

He might have a thing or two to say about Trump's ass as well.

Same with Linds.

[CaptYossarian]

27. He shouldn't talk with his mouth full.

[Cha]

17. Thread winner! & gov brian kemp & gov ron desantis.. lindsey graham..

etc etc..

[IllinoisBirdWatcher]

10. He doesn't talk ABOUT it. He babbles from it. N/T

[struggle4progress]

11. "I think one of the greatest of all terms I've come up with is 'ass'"

[BlueStater]

13. So happy when he's gone.

I don’t just mean out of office either.

[MurrayDelph]

16. "I don't talk about my ass," he said,

while talking out of it.

[Cha]

18. LOL! While having an ASSFACE..

Link to tweet

[MurrayDelph]

22. Hey, Trump

https://m.

[Cha]

25. lol.. I coined that on DU because

he Always has his mouth puckered up like an Asshole.

Guess I'm not the only one..

TY for that, Murray!

[Elwood P Dowd]

19. He's got lotsa ass to talk about.

[soothsayer]

21. True. It would take all day.

[Elwood P Dowd]

23. It's tremendous and bigly

like no other ass you've ever seen before.

[soothsayer]

24. Powerful. A perfect ass.

[Chainfire]

26. The need to bury Trump with his ass sticking out of the ground

so that the children would have a place to park their bikes.