Where can I get the orange spackling paste his Lardship uses?

[captain queeg]

So I can get that healthy orange glow. I wonder how he applies it? Do they make a sweat resistant formula so it won’t run down my face when I’m ranting?

[Demovictory9]

1. what's weird is that there is no reason for him to be that orange.. foundation comes in 40 hues

?w=610&fit=max&auto=format%2Ccompress&cs=srgb&q=70

[GeorgeGist]

2. Home Depot

[ornotna]

3. Try an auto body supply house

They can probably match up the color and texture.

[Aussie105]

4. Make your own!

Pumpkin, any type, boiled and mashed to a pulp.
Mix with PVA glue just before applying. Apply thinly, stand in the Sun to let it set.

[safeinOhio]

5. Must be very expensive...

Even a "billionaire" can only afford to put it on the front oh his face.

[KentuckyWoman]

10. Made me snort laugh.

[safeinOhio]

6. Must be very expensive...

Even a "billionaire" can only afford to put it on the front oh his face.

[struggle4progress]

7. Remember: Don't put on the spackle unless you're cracking.

Or maybe it's:" Don't apply the spackle unless you're on crack

I honestly can't remember exactly, but I'm pretty sure the advice was something like that

[chriscan64]

8. I guess when F Troop was cancelled

he scored a 55 gallon drum of the stuff they used to make the white actors look native.

[captain queeg]

9. I saw an oompa-loompa meme where they were about the same color.