Romney's campaign is so dead...

[Archae]

The Mormons have baptized it.

[madokie]

1. you are bad

[Mopar151]

2. To quote Mrs. Mopar:

"Your'e a little stinker! I like that in a person."

[Tx4obama]

3. Mitt Romney's campaign is dissolving faster than an Alka-Seltzer :)

[woodsprite]

217. Flip-Flop, Fizzle, Fizzle! O what a relief it is, Lie, Lie, Lie! n/t

[sarge43]

4. The Romney campaign needs a DNR order. n/t

[MissMarple]

5. Willard's campaign is so dead it's last fundraiser was a wake.

[cr8tvlde]

6. Anybody got a fork?

[randome]

7. Romney's campaign is so dead, even the Tea Party won't touch the carcass.

[chieftain]

8. K&R

[porphyrian]

9. Romney's campaign is so dead, its newsletter goes out as an EVP. n/t

[porphyrian]

10. Romney's campaign is so dead, Matt Rhoades is fossilized. n/t

[porphyrian]

11. Romney's campaign is so dead, CSI gave it over to Cold Case. n/t

[BOG PERSON]

21. nice

[porphyrian]

12. Romney's campaign is so dead, Al Qaeda is trying to take credit for it. n/t

[porphyrian]

13. Romney's campaign is so dead, they've hired an exorcist for the Presidential debates. n/t

[porphyrian]

14. Romney's campaign is so dead, zombies ignore it. n/t

[rustydog]

15. The Romney Campaign is so Dead they called in Quincy, Medical Examiner

for a post-mortem.

[randome]

18. And HE had to call in Ben Casey for a consult!

[Aerows]

110. Maura Isles declared it.

She doesn't even guess. It's not a reddish brown stain (blood which she refuses to identify as blood without a test)

Mitt Romney's campaign is dead.

[porphyrian]

16. Romney's campaign is so dead, the staff have been removed from voting rolls. n/t

[porphyrian]

17. Romney's campaign is so dead, doctors want to remove it surgically. n/t

[randome]

19. Romney's campaign is so dead, they're taking advice from Failin' Palin!

[randome]

20. Romney's campaign is so dead, the ghost of Seamus has buried it!

[porphyrian]

113. ...in a car carrier. n/t

[porphyrian]

22. Romney's campaign is so dead, Ed Gein decorated his house with it. n/t

[rustydog]

23. The Romney Campaign is so dead

He thought Palin said "Go Rouge" and he did and went on Univision!

[porphyrian]

24. Romney's campaign is so dead, emo kids try to fuck it. n/t

[porphyrian]

25. Romney's campaign is so dead, hippies are following it across the country.

...think about it...

[Lisa0825]

185. LMAO!

[porphyrian]

186. ...

[aletier_v]

26. the romney campaign is so dead, Donald Trump wears it on his head

[porphyrian]

28. Ha! n/t

[99th_Monkey]

27. Romney's campaign is so dead... Mitt's making a guest appearance on Adams Family TV show. ~nt

[Deep13]

29. Stick a fork in it. It's done. nt

[randome]

38. Romney's campaign is so dead, even Dr. Clayton Forrester wants nothing to do with it!

[Deep13]

43. Somewhere a dog barks as Frank pushes the button. nt

[porphyrian]

30. Romney's campaign is so dead, Tea Partiers are discriminating against their suits.

(Too obscure?)

[yankeepants]

31. Romney's campaign is so dead Ted Nugent had it mounted for Sarah Palin's trophy room.

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[Initech]

32. Romney's campaign is so dead that Jabba the Hutt froze it in carbonite.

[randome]

33. Romney's campaign is so dead, Ronald Reagan has offered to lead it to victory!

[randome]

34. Romney's campaign is so dead, John Boehner wants his 'oranger' back!

[porphyrian]

73. Heh, heh. n/t

[randome]

35. Romney's campaign is so dead, the Grim Reaper says, "I didn't do that!"

[Aerows]

111. That was a good one LMAO! n/t

[Arugula Latte]

36. Romney's campaign is so dead, actors on stage use its skull as Yorick.

[randome]

37. Romney's campaign is so dead, Hell has a 'Closed for remodeling' sign in front!

[Arugula Latte]

39. Romney's campaign is so dead, the campaign songs are "Over the Rainbow" by Iz

and "In the Arms of An Angel" by Sarah McLachlan.

[randome]

40. And they're ONLY available on the Zune!

[Arugula Latte]

41. The Romney campaign is so dead, doctors giving up on a patient now call out the "Time of Mitt"

[gateley]

127. Haha!

[randome]

42. Romney's campaign is so dead, Rebecca Black wrote a song about it!

[porphyrian]

44. Romney's campaign is so dead, it speaks Sanskrit. n/t

[porphyrian]

45. Romney's campaign is so dead, Egyptians want to mummify it. n/t

[porphyrian]

46. Romney's campaign is so dead, Tibetans have it in a holy book. n/t

[porphyrian]

47. Romney's campaign is so dead, they have their watches set to the Jurassic Period. n/t

[porphyrian]

48. Romney's campaign is so dead, Paul Ryan's exercise routine can't help it. n/t

[Arugula Latte]

49. Romney's campaign is so dead, worms are rejecting it as "too gristly."

[Arugula Latte]

50. Romney's campaign is so dead, John Wayne Gacy has deemed it "too macabre" for his taste.

[porphyrian]

51. Romney's campaign is so dead, broadcasters are trying to fill it with anything. n/t

[beac]

52. Romney's campaign is so dead, its white papers are written in Latin. n/t

[Arugula Latte]

53. Romney's campaign is so dead, the latest campaign bus is a wooden plague cart.

[beac]

55. Yet Mitt still says "I feel happy!"

[msanthrope]

75. Bring Out Yer' Dead!!!

[nolabear]

54. Romney's campaign is so dead, disco dances to it.

[porphyrian]

71. Heh, heh. n/t

[porphyrian]

56. Romney's campaign is so dead, Haley Joel Osment can see it. n/t

[Arugula Latte]

59. Okay, that was especially good.

[porphyrian]

64. ...

[Arugula Latte]

60. Romney's campaign is so dead, it's pining for the fjords.

[porphyrian]

77. The only reason it ran in the first place was that it had been nailed there. n/t

[Arugula Latte]

119. Republicans insist it is "just stunned."

[porphyrian]

148. It's not pining! It's passed on! This campaign is no more!

It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it'd be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolic processes are now history! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-CAMPAIGN!!

[L0oniX]

57. Romney's campaign is so dead, Boris Karlof is feeding it golden tanar leaves.

[nolabear]

58. Romney's campaign is so dead, Bruce Willis is riding its chopper.

[nolabear]

61. Romney's campaign is so dead Sookie Stackhouse wants to sleep with it.

[porphyrian]

94. I likes me some True Blood. I was sold as soon as Lafayette did the AIDS burger bit...

...in the first season.

[Arugula Latte]

62. Romney's campaign is so dead, making a campaign stop is called "going to a better place"

[porphyrian]

67. Romney's campaign is so dead, it's moved to Vermont.

I like yours better, though.

[Arugula Latte]

63. Romney's campaign is so dead, it hopes to be reunited with Grandpa and its old dog Sparky soon.

[CorBlimeyGuvnor]

65. Dodo birds want their entry in the Dictionary of Similies to be removed..

[Arugula Latte]

66. Romney's campaign is so dead, people getting tarot card reading hope to not get "the Romney card"

[M_M]

68. Dr McCoy just said to Kirk: "It's Romney's campaign, Jim."

[nolabear]

69. Romney's campaign is so dead it tweets with a Ouija Board.

[MFM008]

105. all awesome comments but tweeting with a Ouija board?

[gateley]

129. Bwah!

[porphyrian]

70. Romney's campaign is so dead, it crossed Abby Road barefoot. n/t

[M_M]

72. Romney's campaign is so dead, George Romero is making a movie about it

[porphyrian]

74. Romney's campaign is so dead, its headquarters has moved to a mausoleum.

Should that be "have moved?"

[porphyrian]

76. Romney's campaign is so dead, he stopped lying about it. n/t

[porphyrian]

78. Romney's campaign is so dead, Bain has sold it off. n/t

[The Second Stone]

189. retroactively

and stuck the government with the clean up costs.

[porphyrian]

190. Well, yeah, otherwise it would cut into their profits. n/t

[porphyrian]

79. Romney's campaign is so dead, my cat wants to roll in it. n/t

[porphyrian]

80. Romney's campaing is so dead, its pollsters are undertakers. n/t

[porphyrian]

81. Romney's campaign is so dead, bill collectors are already nagging the next of kin. n/t

[porphyrian]

82. Romney's campaign is so dead, the Aztecs hate them, too. n/t

[porphyrian]

83. Romney's campaign is so dead, alligators complain that it smells too gamy. n/t

[porphyrian]

84. Romney's campaign is so dead, Napoleon laughed at it. n/t

[porphyrian]

85. Romney's campaign is so dead, Paul Ryan's push-ups grow daisies. n/t

[porphyrian]

86. Paul Ryan's campaign is so dead, no astrological event can make it rise from R'lyeh. n/t

[porphyrian]

87. Romney's campaign is so dead, they think G. W. is better at math. n/t

[Arugula Latte]

88. Romney's campaign is so dead, "at least it looks peaceful now" has surpassed the economy as

the number one Romney voter issue.

[Arugula Latte]

89. Romney's campaign is so dead, its homies are pouring out a beer for it.

[porphyrian]

90. Ha, good. n/t

[porphyrian]

91. Romney's campaign is so dead, its next stop is rigor mortis. n/t

[BlueStreak]

176. Romney's campaign is so dead, medical texts now define a condition called "Rigor Mittus"

[porphyrian]

178. Nice. n/t

[HughBeaumont]

92. Romney's campaign is so dead, the Duggars already have a tribute page on their website.

[msanthrope]

109. I had to laugh at this one...bad, bad! nt

[porphyrian]

93. Romney's campaign is so dead, they've made Halloween costumes of it. n/t

[porphyrian]

95. Romney's campaign is so dead, the Health Department wants to shut it down. n/t

[Evasporque]

96. Romney Campaigin is so dead they made a movie: Night of the Living Romney Campaign

[porphyrian]

97. Romney's campaign is so dead, republicans are afraid that it may try to vote in a swing state. n/t

[PatSeg]

137. Ha!!!

You are SO prolific!!!

[porphyrian]

139. Thank you.

[jillan]

142. hahaha!!!!! Perfect!!

[porphyrian]

144. ...and thank you.

[porphyrian]

98. Romney's campaign is so dead, they have to cross the River Styx to go to Starbucks. n/t

[porphyrian]

99. Romney's campaign is so dead, Alighieri mentioned it in Divine Comedy. n/t

[LongTomH]

100. The Romney campaign is so dead, their new publicity director is John Edward

...Not John Edwards, I mean John Edward, the phony TV psychic!

Oh my Gawd, now you've got me doing it!

[porphyrian]

101. Romney's campaign is so dead, morticians are trying to embalm it. n/t

[LongTomH]

102. Romney's campaign is so dead, it's going to be the subject of the next "Bones"

Even Dr. Brennan won't be able to solve this one!

[lpbk2713]

103. Romney's campaign is so dead, Ed Wood wants the film rights.

[cemaphonic]

104. Romney's campaign is so dead...

Its mother is a fish.

[BlueStreak]

106. Romney's campaign is so dead, Comedy Central has scheduled a roast tomorrow night

With all the other has-beens making jokes.

Meat Loaf and Roseanne are leading off. I hope Gallagher can make it. He's funny.

[porphyrian]

107. Romney's campaign is so dead, the Mob buried it in a corn field in Iowa. n/t

[Aerows]

108. Mitt Romney's campaign is so dead

Rizzoli and Isles discovered the killer before Maura or Jane got kidnapped and somebody pulled a gun.

[porphyrian]

112. Romney's campaign is so dead, companies are drilling it for oil. n/t

[porphyrian]

114. Romney's campaign is so dead, Lazarus talked about it. n/t

[porphyrian]

115. Romney's campaign is so dead, this is its theme song...

[Arugula Latte]

123. *snort*

Somebody who is good at that kind of stuff should put that sound at the end of Mitt sound bytes.

[porphyrian]

138. ...

http://www.adrive.com/public/r24rVX/rbj.mp3

[porphyrian]

159. ...

http://www.adrive.com/public/Wx8Pqd/justkidding.mp3

http://www.adrive.com/public/Xuw76T/women.mp3

[Arugula Latte]

162. OMG, I can't stop laughing ...

[porphyrian]

164. ...

[porphyrian]

188. ...

http://www.adrive.com/public/Djez7N/polldepress.mp3

[WinkyDink]

116. RCISD......It's been made a god of its own planet.

[Arugula Latte]

117. Ha ha! You rule!

[WinkyDink]

191. :-)

[Arugula Latte]

118. Mitt Romney's campaign is so dead, the campaign manager changed his title to "funeral director."

[Arugula Latte]

120. Romney's campaign is so dead, sensitive misfit high school girls are writing poetry about it

in their journals.

[porphyrian]

125. The Bell Jar Club. n/t

[Arugula Latte]

121. Romney's campaign is so dead, Harold and Maude attend every rally.

[gateley]

134. Love it!!

[Arugula Latte]

122. Romney's campaign is so dead, Mexicans are celebrating it with sugar skulls and marigolds.

[randome]

124. Romney's campaign is so dead this is their new Facebook avatar.

http://www.google.com/imgres?num=10&hl=en&biw=1024&bih=485&tbm=isch&tbnid=FGEDj7KnbF7IFM:&imgrefurl=%3Fo%3D102&docid=FZu0uBy0gs4-WM&imgurl=&w=284&h=275&ei=Lj5iUPbfMYm4yQGo-oHoCg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=443&sig=106415036804199459274&page=5&tbnh=140&tbnw=145&start=61&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:61,i:352&tx=77&ty=73

[A-Schwarzenegger]

126. Romney's campaign is so dead Francisco Franco came back to life

to declare it still dead.

[nolabear]

180. BWAHAHAAAA!! Us Boomers salute you.

[hifiguy]

128. all that's missing is the toe tag.

And it's being printed as we type.

[aletier_v]

130. Romney's campaign is so dead..... IT SPARKLES!

[Arugula Latte]

156. Like a vampire?

[underpants]

131. Romney's campaign is so dead, it is airing a commercial about how Bain Capital caused its death

[underpants]

132. Romney's campaign is so dead, it is trying to open the airplane windows and jump out

[underpants]

133. Romney's campaign is so dead, it is self deporting itself

[underpants]

135. Hannity: .............Romney's campaign is only 47% dead!!!!

[underpants]

136. Romney's campaign is so dead, Fred Phelps is protesting it

[porphyrian]

140. Heh, heh. n/t

[porphyrian]

141. Romney's campaign is so dead, it could be Rick Scott's brain. n/t

[jillan]

143. Romney's campaign is so dead that a wake of buzzards follow him wherever he goes... or should I say

Vultures?

[magical thyme]

145. Mitt Romney's campaign is so dead its obituary was written

in glyphs. On stone.

[porphyrian]

146. Romney's campaign is so dead, Ann has replaced him on the ballot. n/t

[porphyrian]

147. Romney's campaign is so dead, a flag is draped over it. n/t

[Arugula Latte]

149. Romney's campaign is so dead, an organist plays "Nearer My God to Thee" before every event.

[Arugula Latte]

150. Romney's campaign is so dead, its new slogan is: "Ours is not to question; God has a plan"

[BlueStreak]

154. Romney's campaign is so dead, Ryan introduces him with "Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today "

[Arugula Latte]

168. ...

[oswaldactedalone]

151. Rmoney's campaign is so dead

it no longer waits for Comet Hale-Bopp.

[Jennicut]

152. Romney's campaign is so dead Seamus the dog pooped on it.

Then he buried it.

[BlueStreak]

153. Romney's campaign is so dead his speech writers are looking for words that rhyme with "stench"

[Arugula Latte]

155. Romney's campaign is so dead, kids are fighting over who gets to pull the wishbone.

[Arugula Latte]

157. Romney's campaign is so dead, neighbors are noticing a strange stench coming from its headquarters.

[porphyrian]

158. Romney's campaign is so dead, its rattle can be measured on the Richter scale. n/t

[porphyrian]

160. Romney's campaign is so dead, Elvis spotted it. n/t

[porphyrian]

161. Romney's campaign is so dead, concerned Democrats think it's a trick. n/t

[Arugula Latte]

163. Romney's campaign is so dead, it's asking for donations "in lieu of flowers."

[porphyrian]

165. Ha, nice. n/t

[slackmaster]

166. Romney's campaign is so dead, it's going to vote twice in Chicago in November

[slumdoggandu]

167. LOL!

[Arugula Latte]

169. Romney's campaign is so dead, staffers are now called "next of kin."

[porphyrian]

170. Romney's campaign is so dead, we're going to get a Congressional supermajority back. n/t

[BlueStreak]

171. Romney's campaign is so dead, it has its own postage stamp

[BlueStreak]

172. Romney's campaign is so dead, Ryan has "TheStench" in his spam filter.

[porphyrian]

182. Someone should send him a personalized license plate. n/t

[BlueStreak]

174. Romney's campaign is so dead, it is sending fund-raising emails to Dr. Kervorkian

[porphyrian]

173. Romney's campaign is so dead, it's been receiving life threats. n/t

[BlueStreak]

175. Romney's campaign is so dead, Obama's death panel is angry is didn't get a fair chance to kill it.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

177. Romney's campaign is so dead, it has it's own dawn.

This thread is killing me!

[Arugula Latte]

179. Romney's campaign is so dead, jazz musicians and umbrella-wielding mourners walk behind it.

[nolabear]

181. Romney's thread is so dead:

[porphyrian]

183. Romney's campaign is so dead, it has to bus in its own mourners. n/t

[porphyrian]

184. Romney's campaign is so dead, it has a bitchin' Camaro. n/t

[porphyrian]

187. Romney's campaign is so dead, Jules said it's dead as fucking fried chicken. n/t

[porphyrian]

192. Romney's campaign is so dead, Peter Frampton is working it into an album title. n/t

[porphyrian]

193. Romney's campaign is so dead, Jimmy Hoffa found it. n/t

[Phentex]

194. Romney's campaign is so dead...Abe Vigoda approves this message.

[porphyrian]

195. Ha! I often feel like his signature expression and picture him doing it. n/t

[porphyrian]

196. Romney's campaign is so dead, his kids are already in court over their inheritance. n/t

[porphyrian]

197. Romney's campaign is so dead, he's taken out the entire republican party with him. n/t

[porphyrian]

198. Romney's campaign is so dead, conservatives in other nations are weeping. n/t

[porphyrian]

199. Romney's campaing is so dead, nihilists are defending it. n/t

[HughBeaumont]

200. RMoney's campaign is so dead, metal just invented a new genre to honor it.

[porphyrian]

202. Ha! Romney metal. n/t

[porphyrian]

207. ...

(from http://goldfishgraveyard.wordpress.com/the-early-days/)

[jberryhill]

201. Their next press conference will be a seance

[Lint Head]

203. Romney's campaign is so dead Dr. Frankenstien gave up.

[sarge43]

204. Romney's campaign is this dead

[porphyrian]

205. Romney's campaign is so dead, he's saying that it's alive and well. n/t

[davidpdx]

206. Romney's campaign is so dead, the Grateful Dead offered to play at the funeral for free.

[HughBeaumont]

208. Romney's campaign is so Dead, Per Yngve Ohlin is suing from the grave.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_(musician)

[porphyrian]

209. Romney's campaign is so dead, it is considered sterile. n/t

[randome]

210. Romney's campaign is so dead, Big Bird says, 'Eh.'

[porphyrian]

211. Romney's campaign is so dead, it helped unemployement go down. n/t

[porphyrian]

212. Romney's campaign is so dead, Birthers are questioning its nationality. n/t

[randome]

213. Romney's campaign is so dead, the U.S. mint says his likeness will appear on currency next year.

On the new 2 dollar bill.

[porphyrian]

214. Romney's campaign is so dead, museums are bidding on its remains. n/t

[msanthrope]

215. Romney's campaign is so dead, Big Bird told the kids it went to live with Mr. Hooper. nt

[Spike89]

218. So dead, his last speech was written on Sea Scrolls nt

[porphyrian]

219. Romney's campaign is so dead, even his bronzer looks pale. n/t

[randome]

220. Romney's campaign is so dead, Tim Burton is using it for a sequel: Frankenweenie 2!

[HughBeaumont]

221. Romney's campaign is so dead, George Burns stopped writing jokes about it out of respect.

[HughBeaumont]

222. Romney's campaign is so dead, Zsa Zsa Gabor is no longer tops in Yahoo's death-watch trends.

[randome]

223. Romney's campaign is so dead, the local landfill refuses to accept it!

[HughBeaumont]

224. Romney's campaign is so dead, Hale Bopp is wondering why it's not with the rest of Heaven's Gate.

[HughBeaumont]

225. Romney's campaign is so dead, Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn are fighting with it.

[HughBeaumont]

226. Romney's campaign is so dead, it now has it's own page on TruTV Crime Library.

[HughBeaumont]

227. Romney's campaign is so dead, dentists use it as an injection-free numbing agent.

[randome]

228. Romney's campaign is so dead, Rafalca is refusing to speak with reporters!

[randome]

229. Romney's campaign is so dead, Paul Ryan is updating his resume!

[randome]

230. Romney's campaign is so dead, Joe Scarborough is sending it interns!

[randome]

231. Romney's campaign is so dead, the Pope says, "Pull the plug."

[porphyrian]

232. Romney's campaign is so dead, a molecule of it has passed through each of us. n/t

[porphyrian]

233. Romney's campaign is so dead, Dan Quayle's brain recognizes it. n/t

[porphyrian]

234. Romney's campaign is so dead, people already remember it fondly. n/t

[porphyrian]

235. Romney's campaign is so dead, tacheons from its destruction were detected in 1982. n/t

[porphyrian]

236. Romney's campaign is so dead, pall bearers are being selected from the volunteers by lottery. n/t

[porphyrian]

237. Romney's campaign is so dead, the President could do nothing but drool in the next debates and win.

(Of course, he'll bring more than that, though.)

[porphyrian]

238. Romney's campaign is so dead, it briefly created anti-campaign particles before its annihilation.n/t

[porphyrian]

239. Romney's campaign is so dead, its next of kin are Adam and Eve. n/t

[porphyrian]

240. Romney's campaign is so dead, traces of it were recovered in the stool of the Siberian mammoth. n/t

[porphyrian]

241. Romney's campaign is so dead, his code name is "Cadaver One." n/t

[porphyrian]

242. Romney's campaign is so dead, the media are acting out "Weekend at Bernie's" with it. n/t

[porphyrian]

243. Romney's campaign is so dead, Ryan will lose twice this year. n/t

[porphyrian]

244. Romney's campaign is so dead, polls do count votes from people in cemeteries. n/t

[porphyrian]

245. Romney's campaign is so dead, Sam Jackson yells, "that motherfucking campaign is dead!" n/t

[bushisanidiot]

246. His campaign was all smoke and mirrors anyway.

He busses in supporters to givetheappearance that he is more popular than he actually is.

He flip flops on every single issue to pander to the crowd heis speaking to.

He lied 27times in the debate and wil continue to lie ll the way to the election.

I believe he snuck in notes to the debate because he didn't think anyone would dare call him on it.

He is an arrogant, self righteous, holier than thou prick.

[porphyrian]

247. Romney's campaign is so dead, Ryan just got his Last Rites. n/t

[porphyrian]

248. Romney's campaign is so dead, his eulogy wasn't corrected later by his staff. n/t

[porphyrian]

249. Romney's campaign is so dead, republicans have registered it to vote in Florida. n/t