Not the Onion: Roger Stone's "re-commitment to Christianity."

[Tanuki]

https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/2020/08/30/roger-stone-appearance-mt-juliet-church-god-spared-my-life-purpose/3433049001/

"Roger Stone told an energetic audience Sunday at a Mt. Juliet church that "God spared my life for a purpose."

The polarizing political operative has come forward about his recent re-commitment to Christianity after Stone describes himself falling away from the faith. Stone was invited to speak at Global Vision Bible Church by Pastor Greg Locke.

"I've spoken in political meetings, union halls, topless clubs, houses of ill-repute," Stone said. "This is the first time I've spoken at a church and I've got to tell you it felt good, it felt great. It might be my first, but it most definitely (will) not be my last."
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Politics and the upcoming presidential campaign were also substantial to Stone's message as he was supportive of Trump. Stone described the upcoming election as a struggle between "good and evil" and the "godly and ungodly."...(more revolting charlatanism at link)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. These crooks always seem to find God when it's politically useful.

"God spared my life for a purpose"? When was his life ever in danger? And maybe Stone's life's purpose is just to serve as a bad example.

Jesus wept. Or maybe he just laughed.

[Judi Lynn]

13. It's possible Jesus gagged. n/t

[634-5789]

2. Stone is a weasley dick drip of worthless flesh.

[Baitball Blogger]

3. The first time he's been in a church.

[Thomas Hurt]

4. Cool story bro...

When Stone abandons Trump, denounces Nixon, gets his tattoo removed and goes to church regularly....I might buy it.

[Arkansas Granny]

5. If there was a god, Stone, Trump and their cohorts would be reduced to a pile of ash by this time

due to being struck by lightning.

[world wide wally]

6. Did he throw dirt on himself? Or whip himself without getting a boner?

[greenjar_01]

7. Grifters always move toward the suckers

[SWBTATTReg]

8. Give me a break. The only god these guys (trump, stone, all of them...) have worshiped is the ...

golden idol, the pile of cash sitting in front of them, the power that seems to stem from that pile of cash...a leopard doesn't change its spots on one's say so.

[stopbush]

9. So, he likes Fantasyland, whether it be Christianity

or watching some guy fuck his wife.

[Nevilledog]

10. I refuse to believe this is not The Onion.

[czarjak]

11. Yes, just a closer walk, huh, Rog?

[Wellstone ruled]

12. Showtime!!

[Sneederbunk]

14. He should enter a monastery where the monks are silent.

[Judi Lynn]

15. "I've spoken in political meetings, union halls, topless clubs, houses of ill-repute"

A winger like Roger wouldn't go anywhere near a union hall unless he went there to bomb it!

How interesting he includes it with "topless clubs" and "houses of ill-repute." The "house of ill-repute" would be his house. He and his Cuban-American wife were known as "swingers" decades ago, as they made no secret of it, advertising it publicly.

How odd he decided he had to stuff "union halls" in there. Anyone knows he wouldn't be found anywhere near working people.

[denem]

17. I've 'spoken'...

That's one word for it. The others are NSFW.

[genxlib]

16. This is when a working democracy would step in

And reinforce that a church is not allowed to have political programs.

[theaocp]

18. No forgiveness. None.

Just go away, filth.

[mjvpi]

19. The money's great. The sex scene is wide open. And the legal exposure is mitigated.

Better scene than politics.