Welcome back, Fuck!

[Glamrock]

So I've been clicking on the Trump ads here on DU and filling out the questionnaires.
First Name: Fuck
Last Name: Trump

After the questionnaire, you are directed to a donation page. It always says "Welcome back, Fuck!"

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

1. Of course you have been...

Good job keep it up.

[Ohiogal]

2. Bwahahahaha!

Wonder if they take Russian rubles!

[Glamrock]

40. Oh I'm so sure they do!

And hacked emails, and strategy from adversaries, and bots, and.......

[malaise]

3. You're the best

[Cirque du So-What]

5. Fuck, you're the best!

[Glamrock]

9. HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[lagomorph777]

23. You're the best Fuck!

[Cirque du So-What]

34. Missing comma?

[lagomorph777]

35. Hmmm, maybe.

[Glamrock]

36. Well!

[Codifer]

44. Better to miss a comma

than a period.

(in most cases)

[Glamrock]

15. I do it 3 or 4 times a day. DU is going to be awash in Trump $$$$

And no Malaise, YOU'RE the best!

[malaise]

24. You're the one jumping into the swamp and making us howl

with laughter

[USALiberal]

4. Donate 5$ and you will not see ads! nt

[PunkinPi]

7. But clicking on the ads makes his campaign spend money. ;) nt

[lettucebe]

28. Don't do too many times a day or they will not be charged

Google can detect fake clicks -- too many from one IP address for instance. A few a day is fine though!

[Glamrock]

29. Right on!

Thanks for the tip!

[Glamrock]

12. I'm waiting until after the election

So Trump can keep making payments to DU....

[MontanaMama]

6. Okay I laughed so hard at that

that it woke up the sleeping parrot snuggled inside my shirt. Now he’s awake. Fuck, thanks a lot.

[Glamrock]

13. Sorry Mama!

[PCIntern]

8. Old joke:

Idiot takes his girlfriend home and says “hey baby how about a good night fuck?”

She replies, “ok...good night, fuck”

[70sEraVet]

19. Thanks for that!

I love starting out the day with a good laugh.

[CaptYossarian]

10. Kinda changes that Johnny Cash song.

[Glamrock]

14. A boy named Fuck....I like it!

[CaptYossarian]

18. Think of the rhymes.

It could also follow his life from Catholic church to Boy Scouts to wrestling camp.

I think I just killed the humor of it.

[Glamrock]

20. Yessir

It did get kinda dark there....

[Happyhippychick]

11. We have the same name!!

Two fucks!

[lagomorph777]

25. I don't give two fucks.

But you are smart fucks!

[Happyhippychick]

42. Lol!

[mucifer]

16. I am concerned about your self esteem Glam

[I_UndergroundPanther]

17. Maybe mention this on tik tok lol

[ananda]

21. Fuck you very much!

Fuchk you're great!

[mdbl]

22. ROFL

[lastlib]

26. add an email address:

[e-mail]

And a phone number: [phone] that's (866) FUC-KYOU.
Or [phone] -- that's (866) FUC-KDJT.

[Glamrock]

27. That's the email address I've been using!

I'm apparently not smart enough with the number though. I've been using information (555-1212) Your idea is brilliant!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

30. "Welcome Back"? So, you're not the first to use the name ...

... "Fuck Trump"

Probably a frequent visitor, if not an actual source of donations to that worthy cause.

[KPN]

31. Lol!

[lambchopp59]

32. Oh how I've dreamed of the day coming

That we don't see that ugly orange mug every damn day. 62 more Alka Seltzer days left. Once I see that idiot all dejected because he lost the election, knowing he's facing court in NY, I'll have my appetite back.

[NoRoadUntravelled]

33. Hahaha!

[WVreaper]

37. I keep trying to donate

They won't take my $0.02.

[Blue Owl]

38. Thank you, Mr. Fuck

[Glamrock]

39. Da Nada!

[Bayard]

41. That is so fucking funny!

[live love laugh]

43. 🤣🤣🤣

[Wednesdays]

45. Some years ago, I made a web comic

Boy: "Wanna fuck? It won't cost you a thing."
1st Girl: "Piss off, you pervert!"
Boy: "Wanna fuck? It's absolutely free."
2nd Girl: "Pig!"
Boy: (shaking his head) No matter what I do, I simply can't give a fuck.