DUMB ASS: MAGA blogger: Boats that sunk at Trump Boat Parade were probably hit by 'terrorists'

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During the “Trump Boat Parade” this Saturday on Lake Travis in Austin, Texas, the Travis County Sheriff’s Office confirmed that they had received multiple calls for boats in distress and that a number of them had sunk.

At least three boats went down in 30 minutes, according to ABC News.


While it’s clear that the boats were likely overtaken by the wake of other boats speeding along the lake, that’s not stopping some from floating their own conspiracy theories about what happened, namely pro-Trump writer and “Christian conservative” Carmine Sabia.

“The likelihood of all of these boats sinking at the Trump Boat Parade by accident is microscopic,” he tweeted. “We are dealing with terrorists.”


https://deadstate.org/maga-blogger-boats-that-sunk-at-trump-boat-parade-were-probably-hit-by-terrorists/

[SammyWinstonJack]

1. Really?

[RhodeIslandOne]

2. Isn't it strange they accuse liberals of wanting to be "victims"?

Yet come up with idiotic conspiracy theories to pass the blame on their own stupidity.

[Laf.La.Dem.]

3. "We are dealing with terrorists"

YES - those inside the boat are terrorists

[Celerity]

11. +1000

[UpInArms]

17. GMTA

Pots calling kettles ...

[SnowCritter]

21. That was my first thought, too

N/T

[Rebl2]

33. My thought exactly!

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

4. I would have loved to be...

at the Terrorist planning meeting. Yeah! That’s the ticket! Let’s sink us some boats.

[Maeve]

5. Probably hit by WAVES, you idjit

Six people in a two person boat, more like....

[leftyladyfrommo]

6. You have yo watch out for those terrorist waves. nt

[whopis01]

7. Sunk by a blue wave

They should learn to get used to that.

[XanaDUer2]

32. Lol good one!

Nt

[canetoad]

8. They were hit by the back-wash of other

Probably bigger boats, carrying more trump flags, with dickhead idiot skippers. That's what you get when you ignore speed and safety warnings.

[Dave Starsky]

15. Taken out by bigger boats driven by even bigger assholes.

That really was a microcosm of the Republican party on that lake yesterday.

[SMC22307]

39. ...

[SergeStorms]

16. It was windy as hell there....

small craft warnings should have been - and probably were - issued, but no one is going to tell a MAGAt to stay off the water in their dangerously overloaded boats with 3-5ft. waves! Maritime laws are for liberal p#ssies who don't have a great leader like Donald J. Trump to worship. It's abundantly clear to sane people that these morons see conspiracies no matter which way they turn, and absolutely nothing could be their own stupid fault for doing extra-stupid shit.

[Vinca]

9. I think his "terrorist" is rich guys with bigger boats.

[jaxexpat]

10. It's only fair that Democrats take responsibility for these sinkings.

We should own this meanness to these poor widdle boats. Shameless progressive bullies that we are. Using our superpowers to command the weather.

[Vogon_Glory]

12. And shame on Democrats like FDR and LBJ for

creating Lake Travis for the boats to be there to sink in.

[jaxexpat]

26. Truly a deeeeeep state operation.

[irisblue]

13. He is now whining that Dems and rational people are laughing at the boaters

Link to tweet

Except when a well turned phrase catches his attention

Link to tweet

[beachbumbob]

14. AntiFa's famous submarine force

[kag]

35. With soup-can torpedoes!

Almost makes one want to enlist in the Navy!

[beachbumbob]

36. AntiFa Navy you mean and yes soup cans help contain the trump bullshit

[beachbumbob]

38. AntiFa concentrated on submarines at this point, their Navy is still coming

[hvn_nbr_2]

37. Minestrone torpedoes and split pea bombs seem to be the most effective

Chicken noodle, borscht, and French onion proved far less effective. Although the borscht did leave nice stains on hulls.

[Illumination]

18. Such a tragedy for the boaters & conspiracy nuts! There should be a memorial @ the lake site.

It would read: Trump supporters going down in 2020! This would be a symbol of their undying love for one that is anti-American & drowning in corruption!...

[bucolic_frolic]

19. Thanks for the confession.

"We are dealing with terrorists." You think we didn't know what you were up to?

[catbyte]

20. Judging from the whitecaps I saw on that lake, MAGAts have as much regard for meterologists

as they do for virologists. Can't let a little thing like unsafe boating conditions stop the Magatpalooza. And then, of course, they blame us.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

22. Boatsama bin Floodin'

Must have escaped Guantanamo. By boat.

[chriscan64]

23. What will Trump say?

I am sure he counts sailors that go down at sea as "losers". "They should have been rich enough to get one of the big boats, they had it coming."

[Renew Deal]

24. And morans like Carmine Sabia are why the Antifa Navy jokes are so funny.

Because people like him really believe that.

[yellowcanine]

25. "The likelihood of all of these boats sinking at the Trump Boat Parade by accident is microscopic,"

Yeah I actually sank those boats with a super secret incantation and fatwa I issued for GAWD to smite them down!

[yellowcanine]

27. After getting hit by the wake, those sailors were woke!

[CaptYossarian]

28. It was just a warning.

Next time, we take them all.

[dameatball]

29. Are icebergs a long shot?

[yellowcanine]

30. It was Antifa Navy PT boats firing torpedos! The lads are heroes!

[Aussie105]

31. What a wonderful world some people live in!

Something goes wrong, and you have a whole list of 'others' you can blame it on!

- antifa
- terrorists
- Democrats
- liberals
- people of color
- etc

Never your own fault though!
Lovely way to live!

Did they think that up by themselves? No, Trump gave them that idea!
(And once you develop that line of thinking, there is little chance of you improving yourself, or becoming more in tune with reality. Sounds like Trump, really. This is TSS - Trump Stupidity Syndrome!)

[CCExile]

34. The biggest Trumpian loss since Bowling Green.

[Initech]

41. Also don't forget the Revolutionary War battle for LaGuardia Airport.

So many lives lost!!

[Initech]

40. No, just stupidity.

.And probably a lack of proper boat maintenance too.

[DBoon]

42. and a drunk crew

[Aristus]

43. So you're saying Trump is hopelessly ineffective at preventing terrorist attacks?

Got it...