This is excellent -The 37 most absurd lines from Donald Trump's Labor Day 'news conference'

[malaise]

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/09/08/politics/donald-trump-labor-day-press-conference/index.html
US President Donald Trump speaks during a labor day press conference at the North Portico of the White House in Washington, DC on September 7, 2020.
(CNN)President Donald Trump held a news conference gave a speech on Labor Day, a grievance-and-falsehood-filled address that was more fitting for a campaign rally than the White House.

I went through his remarks and pulled out the lines you need to see. They're below.
1. "Happy Labors -- Labor Day."
And away we go!
2. "As you probably see, the numbers are terrific. So we called some people, wished them a very happy Labor Day. And they told us how they're doing."
What numbers? What people? How are they doing?
3. "The unemployment rate plunged, really to the surprise of many, all the way down to 8 -- 8.4% in August. And that's the second-largest single-month decline on record. And we have the first; we have both of them. So we have the two number one declines. Decline meaning positive, not negative."
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Plenty more at link

[underpants]

1. Cillizza is great with these

The rest of his work - not much of a fan.

[IllinoisBirdWatcher]

2. ...and what boast did he have about the markets??? N/T

[Eliot Rosewater]

3. In one day tells more lies than 8 yrs of OBama, where Obama actually didnt lie, he

made ONE promise that he couldnt keep because insurance companies broke their promises and greedy doctors and so on...

We are so broken, this cant be fixed with us living together, us patriots and rabid racist hypocrites.

[FM123]

4. Absurd is almost too generous....

"We have a V shape; it's probably a super V."

Trump is talking about the shape of the economic recovery. A "V"-shaped recovery is one where things collapse quickly and recover quickly. A "Super V" recovery is, um, not a thing. (Joe Biden has said this is a K-shaped recovery.

[malaise]

6. Way too generous - even the 37 biggest lies

doesn't quite describe yesterday

[SWBTATTReg]

5. President MORON strikes again!! I'm sick and tired of this motormouth, and wish that he would just

shut up for a while. I will wait patiently, wait until Biden stomps trump's ass as he so thoroughly desires in Nov. 2020, and then open my homemade bottle of wine, and celebrate. Then when all is said and done, time to roll up the sleeves, and support our representatives and Mr. Biden in Washington DC.