Chuck Todd, I look forward to soon being able to say to you---

[Atticus]

"Yes, sir, I WOULD like fries with that."

[maxrandb]

1. I want Chuck Todd to be responsible for nothing but obituaries in some Dumbfuckistan Murika shithole

His "bothsiderism" would be insufferable, but it would be less harmful to our country.

"Gertrude Alflin, 86, passed away peacefully in her sleep. Some say she was a woman of tremendous faith, attending church every morning. Others say that she was really a cruel woman who hated her family. Reports are that she became more of a homebody when the love of her life, Bernard, passed away several years ago, although some have questioned her whereabouts at the time of his death. In lieu of flowers, the family have asked that you play a Bingo Card in her honor at the Tuesday Afternoon VFW Post Bingo Game, but some people say that this only supports gambling.

She'll be laid to rest at Shady Grove Cemetery and Drive-Thru on Monday, although some have said it will be Wednesday."

"Back to you Andrea for the latest on the sheep shearing festival"

[leftieNanner]

2. Perfect!

But are you sure that obit is really accurate??

[Blue Owl]

3. Soggy, moldy, cold fries with a side of 6-month aged mayonnaise

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