Borowitz FTW

[JimGinPA]

Americans Relieved That Their Initial Impression of Mitt Romney As Asshole Was Correct

[BSdetect]

1. There simply is not bottom for any of them. Mitt the vulture capitalist lurks again

[SergeStorms]

11. This is all about Mitch and his...

Moron......whoops, Mormon "religion". He doesn't want to protect a woman's right to choose what she does with her own body. Morons........whoops, there I go again, Mormons are a patriarchal "religion" and the men always know what's better for those silly women than they do themselves.

[calimary]

2. See? trump DOES have a pet dog!

[colorado_ufo]

3. Yep, and Mittens would probably willingly

strap himself to the roof of Trump's car.

[Brother Buzz]

4. Oh, that's DUzy worthy!

[lastlib]

12. Miss Lindsey would ride on top of his golf cart--

(AND lick his balls...)

The golf cart doesn't go as fast.

[Illumination]

5. All that's needed to make this photo complete would be a dog collar & leash! Guess we'll just

have to be content with picturing it in our minds...

[movingviolation]

17. Your wish is my command..

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[Illumination]

18. You're a genius! Got a good laugh over that! That photo is just perfect for some additions!

Speaking of commands...I'll bet dog tag "Mitt" will take any commands willingly! Like bend over, come, go potty, etc....Thanks for that movingviolation!

[Illumination]

19. movingviolation...It's a pleasure to have you with DU...WELCOME!

[movingviolation]

20. Thank You Illumination!!

I've been lurking since b*sh the lesser, but am a lazy poster.
I just couldn't help myself with that pic though!!

[Illumination]

21. That was fun. Lurk no longer!...

[JimGinPA]

22. LOL!

Nice job!

[calimary]

24. Perfect!

Probably has a matching one for Lindsey Graham.

[StClone]

13. Pet Rock

[Ilsa]

6. And from the 21st, another Kavanaughty dig:

Satire from The Borowitz Report
Kavanaugh Warns That Expanding Size of Supreme Court Would Require More Kegs

By Andy Borowitz

September 21, 2020
Brett Kavanaugh
Photograph by Andrew Harrer / Bloomberg / Getty
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Responding to speculation that Democrats might seek to expand the size of the Supreme Court, Brett Kavanaugh warned that doing so would require an increased number of kegs.

Kavanaugh expressed concern that increasing the number of Supreme Court Justices without acquiring additional kegs might result in a “replay of the regrettable Beach Week incident.”

“One time during Beach Week, I was throwing this rad party with P.J. and Squee,” he said. “Out of nowhere, Tobin shows up and brings four of his friends.”

“Well, that would have been fine if Tobin’s friends drank a normal amount, but those dudes liked to party,” he said. “It was a classic Tobin move.”

[rickyhall]

7. Repugs who back door bow to trump are all PUSSIES!

[Augiedog]

8. Never a doubt in my mind.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

9. Same goddamn face.

[StClone]

14. Mitt Loans Soul to Satan's Little Helper

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This is Mitt's "What Me Worry" look.

[Wounded Bear]

10. Never doubted it at all...nt

[PaulRevere08]

15. This will give aircover to Collins to oppose holding hearings knowing that it's already a done deal.

[lark]

16. We always knew he was a right wing rich tool repug, just not as stark raving crazy as some of them.

Still a ass who doesn't give a shit about the working class/poor.

[Blue Owl]

23. Bwah!