This will SO make your day! Nicknames for Mitt....

[pepperbear]

I figured he would be, like, a "Skippy," "Stinky," or "Porky" at Cranbrook. Turns out he was called:

"Fancy Cheesebag"

http://www.vaughns-1-pagers.com/politics/mitt-romney-nicknames.htm

[beac]

1. Wow.

"Fancy Cheesebag"... that's brutal. Methinks Romney was not very well liked in school.

[iemitsu]

2. nor in his post-school life.

[beac]

9. Indeed. Though the "bag" he's been called

more recently does not start with "Cheese."

And poor little Mittens seems to JUST be figuring out that people really, REALLY don't like him. The idiot STILL seems not to understand why.

[iemitsu]

10. no he does not get it.

too protected all his life. by money, by faith, by his wife, by his lackeys.
it seems quite a surprise to mitt that the "no counts", the 47%, the rabble, would dare not laugh at his "pranks" and jokes, would dare not fawn over his vast, ill-gotten wealth, would dare not recognize that it is "his turn" for the whitehouse.
he expects the commoners to treat him with deference while he plans to extract even taxes from us to demonstrate our fealty to him and his class.
if mitt would just roll down his jet's window and look outside, he would see the multitudes arriving from on far. is that the tithe they bring?
or bringth them their pitchforks?

[Indpndnt]

4. Can't imagine why.

He was a pretentious bully even then. Love the nickname! Willard the Fancy Cheesebag!

[pepperbear]

5. had a very shiny nose!

[Indpndnt]

7. **sputter!**

That is so going to be stuck in my head at Christmas.

[SoapBox]

3. Right up there with

Turd Blossom.

[pepperbear]

6. Exactly!

[longship]

8. Damn! That's good.

Fancy cheesebag.

Fly a banner over every Mitt campaign stop with just Fancy Cheesebag. It would drive him crazy. Everywhere he goes he would see it. The guy would unravel like a cheap sweater. (Not that he isn't already. Don't throw him a life preserver; throw him an anvil.)