Joe Biden will abolish cod and refund police...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

...presumably for all the cod they had previously bought. (I suppose police officers are particular to cod? Who knew?)

Also, he'll raise taxes.

Except on cod.

Because that's been abolished.


And I might also need eye glasses, but that's not my major concern at the moment, because frankly I'm worried about all the cod in my refrigerator to think about other things.

[dchill]

1. I endorse that sign!

[OnDoutside]

2. It would be funny if it was cod.....

[Ms. Toad]

3. You need glasses.

That's clearly a G and a D.

Compare the G (in God and Guns) to the C (in Care)

Don't know what to say about reading a D as an R, except for - you need glasses.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

6. The sign looks pretty clear to me. Biden is opposed to cuns.

Why they are so opposed to a traditional Chinese unit of measurement, I'm not exactly sure.

Maybe that's what they use to measure cod?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cun_(unit)

[Ms. Toad]

7. You need glasses. n/t

[TwilightZone]

10. Agreed.

There's pretty clearly an upward straight line on the G that wouldn't be on a C.

[panader0]

4. The DO NOT ENTER sign is perfect.

Abandon all hope ye who enter here!

[XanaDUer2]

5. "Abolish private health care"

Prob doesnt mean a lot to someone without health insurance

[GulfCoast66]

8. Abolish God? I'm no longer religious.

But growing up I was religious. Never thought a man was powerful enough to Abolish the supreme power in the universe. The must believe in a real weak god.

[LakeArenal]

9. Not only weak, but holding a 2000 year grudge cuz some woman ate a piece of fruit!!