Vegetarians FAIL

[snooper2]

The Ryan thread forced me to post this LOL

[ForgoTheConsequence]

1. Holy shit.

That guy is obnoxious, how can you sit through that?

[EOTE]

2. Seriously, what an arrogant ass.

I'm about as far from a vegetarian as you can get, however I'm very well aware of the benefits of going vegetarian. This asshole's argument seems to be that since there are so many cows and chickens, that they're doing just dandy. Never mind the fact that they live utterly miserable existences, the fact that there are so many of them means that they're doing better than we are.

And this asshole probably thinks that his stupid little diatribe makes him look intelligent. He couldn't be more wrong.

[alp227]

5. Amazing Atheist is a liberal atheist commentator but gets nasty about women and feminism.

See this response to AA's "Feminism sucks" video:

http://ljarvz.tumblr.com/post/593558678/the-amazing-atheist-feminism-sucks-first-off

Also on Reddit he has threatened people with rape threats:

http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2012/02/08/the-not-so-amazing-atheist-self-immolates/
http://freethoughtblogs.com/blaghag/2012/02/scratch-the-amazing-atheist-off-your-list-too/

Unfortunately this Amazing Atheist guy has popularized anti feminist bullshit among the young people. Just try to sit thru his "Tumblr Feminists" rant where he characterizes his reaction to feminist tumblr blogs as "WHY AM I WHITE? WHY AM I MALE?" and complains that those tumblr bloggers don't pay enough attention to "real" issues like third world genocide. He also goes in defense of Daniel Tosh's "Wouldn't it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now?"

[EOTE]

6. Yuck. If that's liberalism, I can no longer call myself a liberal.

More than anything, this guy is just an arrogant asshole.

[snooper2]

3. it may be an acquired taste

kind of like veat



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[slackmaster]

4. A friend of mine declared his Spirit Animal to be the pig

There aren't very many Spirit Animals that you can eat every day.

[HopeHoops]

7. Okay, I'm a 20+ year vegetarian, but that was FUCKING FUNNY!

"The Slaughterhouse".

[RebelOne]

8. I am a 15-year vegetarian and did not find it fucking funny.

And that slaughterhouse sandwich was disgusting.

[EOTE]

9. I'm a life long omnivore and I found that utterly disgusting.

What an idiot. Vegetarians should use that as a recruitment video, I'd imagine they'd get an awful lot of converts that way.

[HopeHoops]

12. See my post #11 - that's what I thought it was at first. The bite proved me wrong.

[HopeHoops]

11. Yeah, it certainly was, but notice (near the end) someone asked if he was going to finish it.

He said something along the lines of "fuck no". In some ways he's right. Commercially raised pigs, cows, and chickens would be complete failures if set free. They're bred to be meat and not for survival. It's a disgusting industry and a profoundly detrimental force for the environment. If he hadn't taken a bite, I might have thought he actually was a vegetarian just spoofing the omnivores, although I must admit that I've known a lot of people who were damn close to strictly carnivorous.

[librechik]

10. My spirit animal is Jimmy Dureggplant

he gives me great powers over Parmesan and tomatoes.

[HopeHoops]

14. Hate to break it to you, but that's Mr. Nightshade flying at half mast.

[librechik]

15. No he's MY spirit animal!!!

the Nightshades are not getting this one!

lol

[HopeHoops]

16. (That IS a nightshade.)

[librechik]

17. shhh--don't tell him or the tomatoes will come after me!

[HopeHoops]

19. I'd be more concerned about the peppers and potatoes.

[librechik]

20. really?

lol--just kidding--I knew Eggie was a nightshade all along

[HopeHoops]

23. Ever see a potato attack or had a habanero on acid crawl up your ass?

Okay, I might have been rather stoned that time, but still.

[librechik]

24. I have a potato gun--but can't say the habaneros ever crawled UP me ass

painfully, rather the opposite.

[HopeHoops]

26. Yeah, the opposite is worse. I've never done a potato gun, but I have put them in tail pipes.

Okay, okay, that's a cruel thing to do, but it will stall out a car (as opposed to shooting out like a missile).

[hifiguy]

28. Good night Mrs. Calabash,

wherever you are! Hot-cha-cha-cha-cha!

[whatchamacallit]

13. Not very bright

This simpleton's argument is based solely on population numbers. Somehow animals bred for short, brutal lives are "better off" simply because there's more of them. According to this fat moron, billions of suffering animals should thank us for saving them from the horrors of living in equilibrium with their environments. Of course no awareness or acknowledgment that we are literally killing ourselves and the planet in the process. What a fucking tool.

[Warpy]

29. He's equating sheer numbers with success

and that might be true if the animals hadn't been bred for qualities that are useful to meat eaters but not useful to the animal.

Chickens have been bred with such enormous breasts that they're falling over, unable to walk properly by the time they're slaughtered. It's monoculture, and should they escape captivity, there are no wild populations to mate with to get back to being real, non grotesque chickens.

Cattle are bred so they have more meat and run less efficiently or produce more milk and have udders that practically drag the ground. Sheep have been bred for docility as much for wool quality and are now far too dumb to survive on their own.

Absent humans, these "successful" animals would die out in a generation or two and that doesn't look like success to me.

This guy has made a few good, thought provoking tapes. This is simply not one of them because first, it's a losing battle to criticize anyone else's food choices and second, he just didn't think things through too clearly.

[whatchamacallit]

32. Exactly

I'd have no problem if the guy's message was "I dig meat, so sue me". But if your aim is to make vegetarians/vegans look foolish, you'd better have a more cogent argument than that silly crap.

[renie408]

18. I feel that the odds of this guy reproducing his genome are not good.

[Joe the Revelator]

21. F This Guy

Seriously.

[Xyzse]

22. Unless that guy is massively rich...

He will most likely die a virgin.

[Ikonoklast]

25. I made in to 1:43. What do I win?

This guy's last name must be Craftsman, because he's the biggest tool I've ever seen.

[Alduin]

27. I take it that guy will never know what the inside of a vagina will feel like.

[veganlush]

30. why did you post this?

I'm embarrassed for this moron.

[veganlush]

31. reminds me of glen

beck. just embarrassing to watch because of the ignorance and stupidity, magnified by arrogance . Pigs and chickens, etc..are confined and made to reproduce so that their offspring can be tortured and killed for food. Factory farming, which is where most people get their carrion, is torture from beginning to end. Pigs are intelligent creatures not dissimilar to dogs and cats. You can't call yourself an animal lover while still contracting for the torture and misery of other animals for food that is not good for you. Those lovable attributes that you see in your dogs and cats exist in other animals too. Animals by the millions are tortured each day here in america and if you buy the carrion, they are doing it for you, doing it at your command. So enjoy your pets, but don't call yourself any kind of advocate for animals unless you are boycotting cruelty by voting with your food dollars.

[limpyhobbler]

33. I heard this guy has really horrible bad breath.

Also body odor.