Let's put all of our Trump conspiracy theories here in one place.

[cbdo2007]

Here’s mine...from my wife. She thinks this all is too convenient that they all were ignoring the virus on purpose and now all of a sudden in Oct after a terrible debate performance and his taxes being released.

So she thinks he’ll get discharged from Walter Reed in a couple of days and go down to Mar-a-Lago to rest and recuperate for the rest of his quarantine, then skip the country and escape to some island or something.

[sunnybrook]

1. Unlikely but...

I love the happy ending!

[Tumbulu]

2. I love that ending too

It’s fun to imagine him gone at last.

I’ll take any way that happens.

[marlakay]

3. I agree with her saying he will get out in a few days

But I think he is going to say how he beat it blah blah blah, not caring he got drugs and better treatment than the rest of us.

I think he will use it as an excuse though not to campaign and get sympathy. Especially an excuse to no more debates.

[SoonerPride]

4. The doctors did an MRI and were shocked

He is not human but actually 1,000,000 cockroaches in a skin shaped bag.

They were shocked!

Well, not that shocked actually.

[IngridsLittleAngel]

5. Trump is proof something crashed in Roswell in 1947

He has the honor of a Ferengi and the brains of a Pakled.

If the Grand Nagus won't do something about him, then, someone please find something to make him go.... go far away from the rest of us!

[IngridsLittleAngel]

9. You're right...

I knew he looked familiar!

[RainCaster]

7. Trump is an android from an alien world

He was brought here to test our resolve for democracy.

We failed miserably when we elected him.

[TlalocW]

8. There was an accident

At the candy factory that makes Circus Peanuts. The machinery that poured the goop into molds malfunctioned and didn't turn off flooding the factory floor. Workers got most of it scooped up into a large vat and set it outside in a storm where it was hit by lightning, and it gained sentience and got into New York real estate. To stay alive, it must melt several bags of them a day to rub into its face and absorb them.

This is also the only reason the company that makes Circus Peanuts is still in business, and if we looked into the budgets submitted over the last several years, we would probably find a strange tax relief section for it.

TlalocW