Has trump ever told a cute story about his kids/grandkids?

[Danmel]

I have adult children and I tell stories about when they were young. My friends tell me their grandchildren stories all the time. What are trump's grandchildren's names? Do.you.think he even knows?

[BlueStater]

1. He probably knows about Donald III.

That’d be it, though. 🙄

[MacKasey]

2. No, he has not

He only tells stories about himself

[jimfields33]

3. First thought when I saw the topic was

I bet he could not name every one of them. I think he has 10. I think he’d stumble after two names.

[tavernier]

4. If he does show up at the debate

that would be a wonderful task to put to him... Please mr rump, tell us a cute story about your newest grandchild. Or just a story? How about a name?

[Celerity]

5. someone should ask him about this

[milestogo]

9. Yeah she handled 30+ years of being trashed by assholes like you.

You aren't fit to shine her shoes.

[NoRoadUntravelled]

6. Probably not. But he could tell stories about how he used to trip them on the ski slopes when they

were little so he could be first to the bottom of the hill.
Then there's the photo sessions with 8 year old Ivanka in the limo with daddy or pre-teen Ivanka in a little black dress posed on the bed with daddy.
Yea, family memories....

[Hugin]

7. Are you kidding? He doesn't even know the names of all of his kids...

Ex-wives, or current virility proving appliance (wife).

[handmade34]

8. no

I imagine he has even forgot that he has a current wife???

[Buckeyeblue]

10. He doesn't seem to have fun with his family. Or at all really.

[smirkymonkey]

15. He has no personal life at all, except for golf.

He spends no time with anyone in his family and has no interests outside of of his "deals", himself, or golf. He is the most pathetically boring, uninteresting person in the world. And he even cheats at golf. What an empty, sad life he leads.

[Buckeyeblue]

16. Even the pictures of him playing golf look joyless.

I don't even think he likes sex...I think it's always been a necessary power-play for him. But not something he really liked.

Honestly, if Trump dropped dead this afternoon, strangers would mourn him more than his family. The family fight over his assets (assuming he really has any) would make all of the headlines.

[smirkymonkey]

23. Honestly, I don't either. I think it's always been about domination for him.

I know I will get crap for this, but I am not sure he's even straight. He despises women and only seems to light up around other dominent men, like Putin or Kim Jong-un. That is the only time I have ever seen a genuine smile on his face.

I don't think there is anyone who loves him or even anyone who really likes him. As his niece says, every relationship he has is transactional. Nobody really gives a damn about him and nobody will truly mourn him when he goes.

[chriscan64]

11. Thanks to Mike Pence

he only just found out this week that some of them are Jewish,

[no_hypocrisy]

12. 1. Trump probably doesn't know their names.

2. Trump wouldn't be able to pick them out of a crowd.

3. When Don Jr. had his fifth baby, his father groused why he had to have so many kids. (I can't find the story online, but I *know* I saw it in the past.)

[phylny]

17. "Why would you have five kids?" asked the man who has five children.

[tanyev]

18. Sure he does.

There's Oldest, Next Oldest, Prettiest, Little Baby, Not As Little Baby, and Oh God Not Him.

[BlueStater]

19. Five kids are stuck with Don Jr. as a father.

My condolences to them.

[dubyadiprecession]

13. Trump can't relate to most people in this country.

He comes from a foundation of reinforced misunderstandings about life. All he does is double down on concepts ands things that don’t really work in reality.
Trump is a case study in selfishness and talking about his grandchildren would be too much of a distraction from that.

[maxrandb]

14. It went something like this

"Dear Penthouse Forum,

This has never happened to me before, but last night...

[kacekwl]

20. I always think of the video where trump walks into a school and

all the young kids start screaming and crying in terror. That's how trump kids felt when he came to visit. He wasn't a parent he paid folks for that.

[GusBob]

21. Yes of course

Here's one he and Ivanka were being interviewed for a magazine and he was asked if there was one thing they had in common

His answer?

Sex

Isn't that sweet

[themaguffin]

22. No cue stories, no affection for even pets or everyday hobbies. Nothing.

[Blue Owl]

24. "The other day, Barron came up to me and said:

'Sir, you know more about aircraft carrier propulsion systems than any president, maybe even Lincoln'"...