Republicans Think Satan Is Jesus

[DanieRains]

Yes they are that stupid.

[bullimiami]

1. well thats the whole point of an antichrist isnt it?

i mean an antichrist doesnt have to mean the 'antichrist'.

there are many throughout history who have used religion as a tool for hatred and destruction.
and many so called 'religious' people who have followed them.

[The Magistrate]

2. As Has Been Said, Ma'am

"For two thousand years evangelicals have warned of the advent of the anti-christ, and when he finally arrives, they vote for him."

[Vogon_Glory]

3. They're certainly confusing Mammon with God Almighty

Also, if I may be so bold, at least the golden calf that some of the old Israelites worshipped in the wilderness was less noxious than what’s currently resident at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

[DFW]

4. Their problem is that their fearless leader can't tell the difference

And thus, neither can they.

[Mike 03]

5. I was walking my dog Monday morning and came upon a sign that almost

made me puke. From a distance it looks like a Trump yard sign--same exact color scheme and font--but it says "Jesus 2020".

[bullwinkle428]

7. I can beat that - saw a sign that said "Jesus is my savior, Trump is my President".

[Glorfindel]

6. Exactly as foretold in "Two Corinthians"

2 Corinthians Chapter 11, verses 13-15:

13 For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ.

14 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.

15 Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.

[2naSalit]

8. What if...

The rapture turns out to be just a major dope slap that causes them to have to figure out that they were sooooo wrong that they have to stop being stupid?

[PubliusEnigma]

9. Please allow him to introduce himself. He's a man of neither wealth nor taste.