The Twit tweets: "STIMULUS! Go big or go home!!!"

[demmiblue]

Link to tweet

[SoonerPride]

1. Tell that to Moscow Mitch, Donny Dumbfuck.

The house bill sits on his desk buried under piles of rubles and assorted Russian mail.

[C_U_L8R]

2. He just wants a blank check

[My Pet Orangutan]

10. Oh no he does not.

He wants millions and millions and of checks for $1,200 with his signature on them.

[Wounded Bear]

3. shambolic chode

shambolic adjective Chiefly British Informal.
very disorganized; messy or confused:
I’ve had a shambolic year, the worst ever.


chode Chode is slang for a penis wider than it is long. It can also refer to the perineum. The term is generally used for humor or as a mild insult.

The Trump era has certainly expanded my vocablulary.

[Freedomofspeech]

6. I was just about to look that up! Thanks.

[Hugin]

11. +15 1/2

Filed for future use in casual conversation when referencing the Il Dunce.

[Baclava]

4. Translation: "I'm losing bigly and I need to buy more votes NOW!"

[magicarpet]

9. He is buying us off with our own fucking money.

What a conman...

[ananda]

5. shambolic chode

Whoa! That about sez it all.

[magicarpet]

7. It just dawned on him,...

... a big fat stimulus check to every american and american household with a love letter from Dear Leader would be a wonderful and timely vehicular motif to help this Fascist pig glide into his second term to win the election.

What a conniving Fascist tool.

[maryellen99]

12. Do you think he realizes a lot of people have voted already?

[ihas2stinkyfeet]

8. i'm good w this. the whole gop needs to go home.

[dalton99a]

13. Where is your healthcare plan, asshole?

[Sugarcoated]

14. trashed

[Johnny2X2X]

15. Nancy can play this just right

Get Trump to cave on a massive deal and shove it down the GOP's throats, but not let it give them any cover at all for the election. Once Biden wins, the Reps won't want to do anything.