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October, 2020. I never thought it would actually come. Things are fairly insane, as we knew theyd be, but I admit Im pleasantly surprised by the relative lack of signs which could be construed as compatible with the End Times mythology of any major world religion. Have I lowered my standards for what constitutes good news after four years of incessant fascist fuckery? Yes I have. Unapologetically.
(As always, with color n links: http://showercapblog.com/plague-voter-suppression-and-willard-romneys-thoughts-on-tone/)
Honestly, its been uncharacteristically quiet lately, with President Flea on a Plague Rats Anus cowering in his bunker, too ill to appear in public save for a single, steroid-fueled 18-minute balcony appearance on Saturday, attended by a humiliatingly tiny assemblage of nitwits literally paid to be there by spittle-spouting maniac Candace Owens, in spite of an invited guest list numbering in the thousands. Congratulations, Littlefinger, youre officially in the REO Speedwagon Playing the South Dakota State Fair phase of your Rise and Fall of Dipshit Hitler story.
All recent attention-seeking stunts have failed, and backing out of the second debate in a fit of pique looks more and more like the biggest self-own since turning the checkbook over to Brad Parscale. Even a planned emergence from Walter Reed, initially feigning weakness before revealing a hidden Superman t-shirt, failed to materialize. Me, Id have liked tove seen that. I imagine it wouldve been the Ark-of-the-Covenant-burns-the-swastika-off-the-crate scene in reverse.
Endorsements are understandably hard to come by when youve fucked up damn near every single thing thats even remotely fuckupable. In fact, somewhere around the 200,000th preventable death, even traditionally non-political institutions like Scientific American start lining up behind your opponent. Yes, its lonely in Shartopia these days, outside of one lonely ol endorsement from...the Taliban. Yes, THAT Taliban. Hey, if youre still undecided after all the disease and death and economic ruin, may I humbly suggest opposing the wishes of the motherfucking TALIBAN?
We all understand why Dr. Anthony Fauci is the most trusted and popular member of the current administration: he tells us the truth while everyone around him lies. This explains the insidious propaganda shell game the Turd Reich is currently attempting with Americas Handsomest Epidemiologist, seeking to benefit from that trust by using deceptively-edited footage of him in their campaign ads, while simultaneously blocking him from media appearances, lest that trademark honesty undercut Boss Turdmaggots Covid, Schmovid closing message. Pretty gross, but then, we are dealing with the very worst people alive.
The polling is getting brutal for the failed Republican Party, and with millions of dollars in grassroots donations flowing into as many as half a dozen unexpectedly competitive Senate races, conservatives are taking a long, hard look at where they went wrong, and what changes need to be made to win back the publics trust JUST KIDDING they are, as always, doing everything in their power to suppress the right to vote, because white supremacy aint gonna de-institutionalize itself without a fight, my friends.
And so were seeing hours-long lines, but only in Dem-leaning precincts, especially those with high concentrations of non-white voters. The steady, regular reoccurrence of this zaniest of coincidences is difficult to explain, in light of John Roberts proclamation that the Voting Rights Act is no longer necessary on account of racism being over and all. Gosh, it sure would be a shame if the highest court in the land was in the business of spewing disingenuous bullshit in order to enshrine minority rule, wouldnt it?
Meanwhile, California Republicans have taken to setting up their own completely unauthorized, most likely illegal ballot drop boxes, and Democrats are crying foul, but I ask you, what has the party that tried to sabotage the entire U.S Postal Service, seeking to keep Americans from voting safely during a pandemic, done to earn such distrust?
I confess I havent paid particularly close attention to the Amy Coney Barrett hearings; true crime has never been my favorite genre, and anyway, as a failed stage actor, Ive consumed more than my share of self-righteous, masturbatory, political theatre.
Nothing screams legitimacy like the GODCs (thats Grand Old Death Cult) refusal to submit to coronavirus testing before these hearings, up to and including CDC guideline-violating Senators Mike Lee and Thom Tillis, who youll remember tested positive a short while ago, and may very well be spreading a lethal virus to their colleagues via their maskless rants. Or maybe horseshit, belched up in sufficient volume, kills Covid, who knows?
They refuse to take coronavirus tests because they know theyre likely to test positive, which would necessitate postponing the hearings until after the American people have voted to remove them from power, because they believe they have the right to inflict their disastrously failed ideology on the nation whether the nation wants it or not. Theyve crashed the economy twice in my lifetime, theyve gotten nearly a quarter of a million Americans killed through their unforgivable pandemic mismanagement, theyve stood silent while their party was taken over by an increasingly authoritarian, increasingly violent hate mob, and yet they truly believe they deserve this stolen 11th-hour veto over all potential progress for decades to come.
...but Democrats must observe norms going forward, right? Actually, how bout a big fat sloppy NAH to that, campers? I honestly dont think Yertle and his merry band of plutocrat puppets understand how four years of Trump, coupled with their own despised overreaching, have changed the electorate. During the Kavanaugh hearings, Lindsey Graham, with all the righteous indignation of a dime store Elmer Gantry, launched his famous FUCK Christine Blasey Ford and FUCK her allegations, eat shit, we dont care jeremiad and somehow he still hasnt made the connection to the mass exodus of women from his party.
Seriously, Lindsey has spent his current term almost exclusively doing things the American people have rather loudly stated they do not want him to do, and hes somehow baffled that Jaime Harrison has raised enough money to rent Max Scherzer for a couple seasons. These clowns are so out of touch, its scary.
Meanwhile, Willard Romney chose this moment in time, when he is in the process of granting a lifetime SCOTUS appointment to the very shitweasel he recently voted to remove from office over high crimes and misdemeanors, to issue a whinging, pearl-clutching statement decrying the Incivility in Politics These Days, dripping with enough mendacious bothsidesism to drown Chuck Todd.
Yknow what, you feckless, dog-torturing haircut? Now that Ive seen the words of YOUR partys leader in the manifestos of multiple mass-murderers, you dont get to claim Both Sides Are the Same Because Keith Olbermann anymore.
We will not be lectured by you anymore, thief. You have been exposed. You are transparent now. You are entirely without morals of any kind. Weve seen your deeds, Mittens, you may as well save the words, they dont fool anybody anymore. You and your craven colleagues are just a gang of power-mad theocrats looking to impose your will without the consent of the governed, through procedural chicanery, and yeah, thats all you ever were, but soooooo many more folksre paying attention now, and I dont think you understand that yet.
Huh. I never imagined Id post a blog this short this close to Election Day, but what can I do, Sultan Spraytan has been incapacitated. He did manage to accuse Joe Biden of murdering Seal Team Six, so, yknow...I appreciate the effort to maintain expected levels of cray-cray while bedridden and glued to the talking teevee box.
Anyway, the Kickstarter for my new comic book, MINE is up n running for another two weeks! Have I mentioned the special rewards tier for fans of this blog? For a reasonable fee, youll get not only a kickass comic, but a letter written to a politician of your choice, on an issue of your choice, in the Shower Cap Blog house style! Mitch McConnell was a popular target last time, and I certainly havent grown weary of swearing at him yet.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/worthcost/mine-1?ref=user_menu
And dont forget about the Fascist-Flushing Action Guide! Weve raised nearly $30,000 for Dem House and Senate candidates so far, and I thank yall for making a drunken loon in a luchador mask n bathrobe feel like hes pulling his weight in this fight. Theres still time to pitch in!
http://showercapblog.com/fascist-flushing-2020-guide-house/
...and theres still time to drink tonight, for which I am really quite grateful. I dont expect the quiet to last, Resisters, but Ill enjoy it while I can. Rest up, well be needed soon...
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