Dang! MAGAts can't bring their toasters into a dump rally.

[catbyte]

I'm surprised masks aren't on the list.

Link to tweet

I didn't see Pence in Columbus, Ohio, yesterday because I couldn't take my toaster.

See attached list of prohibited items:

[msongs]

1. gee how come heavily armed white supremacy gangs are not on the list nt

[betsuni]

2. Hey, that was his comfort toaster.

[lpbk2713]

3. No balls allowed.

The jokes write themselves.

[Sogo]

4. Love it!!

I know that location....

[chriscan64]

5. Did not see the words "firearms" or "guns"

They are neatly tucked away under the cover of "any other items" I imagine. "Toasters" is one of those things they stick in there because somebody brought one once.

[58Sunliner]

6. So if they don't allow signs, etc.. that means all those signs are handed out to the ids.

That and the hats and shirts. It must add up.

[csziggy]

7. Well, no wonder. Toasters can be very annoying

[Marie Marie]

8. No toasters? Well that does it. Now I'm not going.

Besides, don't need it. Trump s already Toast.

[dalton99a]

9. Great sign

[CloudWatcher]

10. I guess Tuna and Soup cans are ok!

Good to carry some real food with you, need to keep up your strength against the viral loads in these places.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-deadly-cans-of-soup_n_5f4fbcc6c5b69eb5c0379f01

[cwydro]

11. Love that billboard!

Perfect!

[Tanuki]

12. Weird, but remember that the Boston marathon bombers used pressure cookers.

Maybe that's what the organizers had in mind but for some reason didn't want to be so obvious.

[mercuryblues]

13. I guess I can't go.

I never go anywhere without my Margarita Blender. It really breaks the ice.

[OnDoutside]

14. But Tin Foil and Coat hangers are good to go !!!