Lamest attempt at an October "surprise" ever

[Tommy_Carcetti]

An alleged laptop which someone insists really, absolutely totally belonged to Hunter Biden for sure, and this person supposedly gave the laptop to the lawyer for Rudy Giuliani—a man up to his eyeballs in involvement in the actual shakedown of Ukraine by Donald Trump that lead to his impeachment—and this is in turn told to Steve Bannon—a man currently under indictment for defrauding people over a fake border wall—who then tells all of this to the New York Post, a publication best known as the paper most preferred by parakeets over the Tri-State area.

The scintillating “information” is an alleged desired introduction of Burisma officials by Hunter Biden to his father—Vice President at the time—who the allegation is then that VP Biden leans on the Ukrainian President to replace its Prosecutor General because that will supposedly relieve pressure on Burisma even though that Prosector General had abandoned the investigation into Burisma, and also everybody from the Obama administration to the EU to the IMF wanted that Prosecutor General replaced.

So either all of this is absolutely true and it does absolutely nothing to implicate either Biden, or it was all some elaborate Rube Goldberg set up and it still did absolutely nothing to implicate either Biden.

If you’re going to fake a smoking gun, shouldn’t it at least give the appearance of actual smoke?

Fucking amateurs.

[mercuryblues]

1. +1

[lagomorph777]

9. I'm an avid news junkie and even if true, even if bad, way too complicated to follow.

Really dumbass play by the TrumPutin mob.

Besides, it's not true, and were it true, it's still nothing.

[Blue_playwright]

46. I totally...

Skipped over the other post about this, thinking it was satire! Good lord.

[C_U_L8R]

2. Amateurs but determined criminals nonetheless.

Nothing is beneath these corrupt idiots. At least their attempts are laughable.

[Happy Hoosier]

3. A swing and a miss!!

This is almost assuredly a fabrication of Russian Intel, but even if it is not... so the fuck what?

[magicarpet]

4. Who engineered this Fascist scheme,..

the Nazi bois at Veritas,... or was it Jacob Whol ?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

7. It's the Acme October Surprise.

And the anvil predictably lands on the Coyote’s own head once again.

[magicarpet]

8. Got cha covered....

[RussellCattle]

48. Again, this website leaves no stone unturned. Thank you so much.

[magicarpet]

14. That's it.. that's all you got...?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

18. Sorry, pre-coffee brain at work.

Duly edited.

[magicarpet]

53. Did not mean to run them off,... if I caused the exit....

Was only joking and kidding....

The intent was good natured...

[sarge43]

41. Boulders: The Trump years in four minutes

[RussellCattle]

50. It's funny how many iterations of the same gag they used and it was still funny.

[sarge43]

54. That was Chuck Jones' genius n/t

[RussellCattle]

59. Beep beep.

[House of Roberts]

5. Lucas has replacement smoke for electrical circuits.

Maybe it can be adapted for guns?

[lagomorph777]

12. Do they sell that in a bigger bottle?

Sometimes I make a little boo-boo with my circuits.

[House of Roberts]

31. I think one of the Lucas mottos is

'It doesn't take a lot of smoke to indicate a lot of damage'.

[RussellCattle]

47. This is why I love this website and, when it drives me crazy, can't quit it. Stuff like this....

....just magically appears every so often and I've got to wonder "Where the hell did this come from?" What a wonderfully goofy and diverse group it is that frequents these pages.

[Hotler]

51. I heard a saying years ago; the reason the Brit's drink warm beer.....

is because their refrigerators are made by Lucas.

[Hugin]

6. Whatever happened to those two pigeons from Fraud Guarantee or whatever the heck it was called?

We haven't heard a peep out of those guys since last year at about this time.

Someone needs to check their cells or see if they've been served any tea.

In a country where the former DoJ is litigation harassing the author of a fricken book about the Tarnished Lady over a worthless private NDA and may soon be trying to get a former administration gadfly to pay restitution for telling the truth by posting pro-Trump campaign ads. Anything is possible.

[FakeNoose]

16. It's OK, Barr will be unemployed real soon

I think he's auditioning for an opening at Dewey, Cheatum & Howe LLC.

Under the Biden administration, there will be a complete overhaul of the Dept. of Justice. That needs to be at the top of a very long list.

[Hugin]

25. From your lips...

To God's ears.

[CTyankee]

29. Dewy Cheatem & Howe! I love it. It's been too long since I heard that phrase...

Was that created in the 50s?

[CTyankee]

30. I found this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dewey,_Cheatem_%26_Howe

[FakeNoose]

32. I remember it from a Three Stooges skit

[lagomorph777]

19. I think I heard that Lev Parnas offered to talk with the Biden campaign the other day.

[Hugin]

22. I bet he's got some stories to tell, too.

Good. We've got to keep them away from balconies or water bottles until January at the earliest.

[Maraya1969]

11. Best description ever...............

"New York Post, a publication best known as the paper most preferred by parakeets over the Tri-State area."

[Johnny2X2X]

13. Now we know the CIA/NSA aren't involved

The CIA or NSA would have made this a lot more believable than this. Amateur hour and really a joke that FOX published the Post's story.

[EarlG]

15. Screenshot of the folder where the documents were found

[Hugin]

23. The guy running that shop must not like what he does for a living very much.

His 15 seconds of infamy are about up.

It's still pretty non-partisan in this bi-polar country to not want someone sifting through the porn... I mean, PII, on your HDD.

[underpants]

28. Reminds me of the hair salon owner in SF - the Nancy setup

Gee, sure hope it was worth it.

[Kitchari]

26. LOL

So forgetful, Hunter!

[nebby70]

43. brilliant !

[SWBTATTReg]

17. What I really can't get over is who in their right mind would leave their laptop somewhere for ...

scumbags like this to go into and peruse the contents of the laptop? This doesn't meet the smell test what so ever. Think about it.

Most people are extremely careful and cautious about where they take and/or handle their laptops. I am that way mainly because there may be some information on the laptop although not much...even if I were to get another laptop or desktop computer instead of a laptop, I wouldn't dispose of the older laptop just because I have a newer model...I hang onto my older PCs and laptops and don't dispose of them anyways.

[kimbutgar]

34. I have taken hard drives out of all my old computers.

But this story sounds so phony.

[SWBTATTReg]

57. That's the way to do it, disable the device by gutting it in this manner. Smart! Story does sound

fake, that's why I said something and probably why the story isn't getting any traction in the real world (outside DU). These people are trying everything but throwing the kitchen sink to try and sink Mr. Biden. They will fail.

Take care and be safe!

[The Magistrate]

20. Nicely Put, Sir

I've always told my kids and grand-kids to show some respect when they lie to me, and not peddle a tale only an idiot could believe....

[Hugin]

27. +1

I think that is what bothers me the most about this clown car of buffoons.

They are lazy liars. But, I guess I'm not the person the lies are directed toward.

[Wounded Bear]

21. Basically, they're replaying the 2016 playbook...

SSDY...same shit, different year.

[niyad]

24. Quite apart from the obvious timing of this ridiculous bs, it is interesting in view of the Nobel

Peace Prize award last week, to the World Food Program, of whose American arm Hunter Biden was chair for several years.

[Hekate]

55. Thank you

[kimbutgar]

33. So then if true the owner of this repair shop just destroyed his business

Who would take your computer to a shop who exposed your private stuff in your computer.?

[ScratchCat]

38. If you or I took a laptop to a repair shop

And they made a copy of the contents of our hard drive for "personal reasons" - and gave it to someone else - they would be out of business and someone might be looking at criminal charges over that.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

35. Chain of "custody" of the laptop makes anything on it meaningless. . . . nt

[greenjar_01]

36. The fact that they had to release this *today* is a sure sign the campaign is collapsing

It is a piddling and stupid story, obviously false and really laughable. They were desperate to get something, anything out to stem the bleeding. The Trump campaign is in freefall. Looking forward to the splat.

[bucolic_frolic]

37. 97% of voters are not even listening at this point in the campaign

Minds are made up. Made up evidence won't create a ripple. And they didn't learn their Gestapo very well.

[johnnyfins]

39. Lame or not, Winslow and possibly The Lincoln Project needs to completely go after Don Jr, Eric and

especially Fascist Barbie.

[yardwork]

40. Thus should end Maggie Haberman's career. Last straw.

[rlegro]

42. And not only all of that, but when Hunterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

[Pepsidog]

44. Giuliani is a scum-ball and it is my sincere hope that he pays for his actions.

[Dios Mio]

45. When will somebody reel in Rudy?

[Statistical]

49. It is a smoking gun if the smoke is invisible and the gun is a banana.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

56. With a post-it note pasted to the end with the words "It's smoking" written on it. nt

[UCmeNdc]

52. Wait a minute, isn't that the laptop I sold to Jimmy down the street? Same SN......

Fake BS......

[Initech]

58. They have Project Veritas, Jacob Wohl and Spygate.

All three of these have attempted to dig up dirt on the Democrats, and all 3 have failed miserably. They're really bad at this!

[scipan]

60. "preferred by parakeets"