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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSo when he was "King" of Atlantic City,
Trump bought a Maserati at Kerbecks, the luxury auto dealer in NJ. Naturally he bought an automatic since shifting and using a clutch was for the suckers and losers. Anyway, A couple of days after the purchase, he called the dealer Irate.
Im having a terrible problem with the car and you need to fix it immediately.
Whats the problem? said the service manager.
The car was fine when I picked it up in the afternoon. Last night I got in to drive it and it wouldnt move.
Did it start?
Yeah it started but when I put it in gear it wouldnt move
What do you mean it wouldnt move?
I put in D for driving in Daytime but when I put it in N for nighttime, it just sat there.
And he wonders why hes losing Michigan.
soothsayer
(38,601 posts)Just a golf cart.
brush
(53,785 posts)This can't be a true story.
malaise
(269,045 posts)that it could be true
PCIntern
(25,554 posts)Others think I adapted a joke
unblock
(52,248 posts)PCIntern
(25,554 posts)brush
(53,785 posts)unblock
(52,248 posts)My mom told me that one over 40 years ago, and she didn't come up with it either.
brush
(53,785 posts)Zoonart
(11,869 posts)that you are shading strongly.
qwlauren35
(6,148 posts)Check Trump's hair color...