Susan Collins Concerned That Amy Coney Barrett Too Indecisive
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling the Supreme Court nominee’s testimony “worrisome,” Senator Susan Collins said that she is concerned that Amy Coney Barrett is too indecisive to sit on the nation’s highest court.
“When she was asked a question, she often appeared hesitant, evasive, and wishy-washy,” Collins said. “That’s no way for a person serving in a high government position to behave.”
The Senator from Maine said that Barrett’s dithering verged on being “annoying and even aggravating.”
“The American people deserve decisiveness from their public officials, not relentless shilly-shallying,” Collins said. “This is the sort of vacillating that makes people despise you.”
Asked whether she would ultimately vote to confirm Barrett, Collins waited for a full minute before responding, “I am deeply troubled and concerned by what I have heard from her to date, but would need to hear more before I could come down one way or another on that.”
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/susan-collins-concerned-that-amy-coney-barrett-too-indecisive
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she will vote YES 
This certainly sounds like some bullshit that Sue would spew. 
of how many people in this thread didn't read the thing carefully.
Borowitz is hilarious!
It has been like this since I joined here.
They either do not read it and just knee jerk, or they simply do not comprehend.
it is so depressing
regards to Trumpian bollocks.
sorry, just had to vent
every so often it all becomes too much to keep bottled up
Some of us like myself just don't get sarcasm. I don't like dry humor, I prefer wet humor. 
wet humour
But before I saw it was Borowitz, I would have believed it to be a real story...
to Sara Gideon.
oh you got me on this.
