A question for undecided voters. If you were at a restaurant ...

[11 Bravo]

and your wait person described the evening's specials as "a boned filet of rainbow trout", or a "pile of rancid horse shit, leavened with a dash of arsenic and a few tablespoons of ground up glass"; would you then ask if the fish was broiled or fried?

Undecided? Are you fucking KIDDING me?

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. Good point. Even John Cusack has figured it out, saw him on Kimmel last night

[Sherman A1]

2. Don't look for the logic

You will just hurt your head.

[agingdem]

3. when my son was young and we'd go to a Whataburger

I would ask him if he wanted ketchup or mustard and he would say "I can't decide", and I would tell him "I can't decide" is not on the menu..this election comes down to good or evil...undecided isn't on the menu...

[NanceGreggs]

4. Undecideds don't vote.

By the time they choose what shoes to wear to cast their ballot, the polls are already closed.

[dalton99a]

5. To be undecided in this election

To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

- David Sedaris