Is MoscowMitch sick?

[Gothmog]

Link to tweet

[dchill]

1. I think he just had a little trouble getting his coffin open.

[mahina]

6. Got me to laugh out loud.

Thank you.

Not at him being ill but at the plot twist.

I wish nobody harm, even this man.
Karma, are you listening?

[Earthshine2]

8. That's kind and good of you. But always remember, by means of his policies, he means harm to you. nt

[dchill]

9. As real as it gets.

[Ohio Joe]

2. WTF?

Is that real? What the hell would cause that... Looks like severe trauma to both hands.

[elleng]

5. Possible causes discussed in another thread,

medical issues primary.

[elleng]

3. Looks like it.

[luvallpeeps]

4. It's that venom sac under his chin.

If it isn't drained, it comes to the surface.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

7. Two Band-aides and what appears to be a butterfly?

That left hand looks horribly swollen.

Maybe vampires are bad about cuts when they shave their hands........

Ditch Mitch.........

[Salviati]

10. Covid Fingers?

If he's still refusing to be tested for covid, the rest of the senate should absolutely make that a precondition for being in the same building as him..

[BigmanPigman]

11. That looks like it should be on a slab in the morgue.

[Gothmog]

25. That looks like the aftermath of the curse on Lovecraft Country

[disalitervisum]

12. hopefully dropping dead

you dont abide filth on your kitchen floor do you? you clean it up, right? this piece of shit mcconnel wants to fuck you. dont you understand that? it's like talking to fucking four year olds. oh, we can't be assholes, please kill me, and continue to fuck everyone who needs help. thank you. sir may i have another?

[NJCher]

16. Personally

I can’t take this holier than thou attitude. Enough already.

[Squinch]

18. Seriously. I wonder what actions the poster would like the "four year olds" (presumably

us) to do, and I wonder why that poster is not doing whatever it is himself.

[womanofthehills]

13. He is also purple above his lips

Looks like he is getting into the orange makeup thing.

[colorado_ufo]

14. I thought he looked bad and number of days ago and that he might have covid-19

He looked red-faced and perspiring to me.

[NJCher]

15. It would have been so easy to wear a glove

A lot of people wear them now. But he couldn’t or wouldn’t even do that. Why?

[My Pet Orangutan]

17. I'm sick of him.

[mnmoderatedem]

19. yes

and he has a lot of bruises and stuff as well

[modrepub]

20. When He Goes

he'd better be buried in a top secret location. I suspect there's going to be a lot of (well deserved) tinkle on his final resting spot.

[Danascot]

21. He should be buried in the GOP cemetary with the rest of them

[Bettie]

22. If he was bit, I hope he

turns during a Republican Caucus lunch and bites them all.

[bedazzled]

23. Physically or mentally?

Answer is both

[Gothmog]

24. McConnell Mostly Mum About His Bruised Hands

From Political Wire https://politicalwire.com/2020/10/23/mcconnell-mostly-mum-about-his-bruised-hands/

“Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s hands have become the unlikely subject of wild speculation on social media as people obsess over how badly bruised they look this week, but Kentucky’s longtime senator isn’t saying much about it,” the Louisville Courier-Journal reports.

“People theorized online that the reason for the apparent bruises could be that he has COVID-19, is taking blood thinners or has some other health issue. Snopes, the well-known fact-checking website, even put out a post confirming the photograph of the senator’s hands is real.”