"This is the dumbest tweet of the day, we can all go home now."

[Nevilledog]

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Molly Jong-Fast🏡
@MollyJongFast
This is the dumbest tweet of the day, we can all go home now.

Gregg Jarrett
@GreggJarrett
I find it odd, if not curious, that the moment I hit “send” on my column that’s highly critical of Joe Biden my Wi-Fi service disconnected. Inexplicably, it will be out all day. Never happened before. Probably just a coincidence. I drove to the local store and sent the column .
11:50 AM · Oct 23, 2020

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Brandon Friedman
@BFriedmanDC
Fox News analyst @GreggJarrett is standing in the street tweeting because he believes Joe Biden is controlling his home wi-fi. Not a joke.

[BKDem]

1. That's right, Gregg.

George Soros has people standing by to make your life miserable, and there will be no let up until Joe Biden takes the White House!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[underpants]

4. I sure hope Greg didn't get too close to a 5G tower

or a windmill

[TheBlackAdder]

36. Gregg, my first guess: You are a Comcast subscriber.

[SharonClark]

2. He's so dumb. That happened to me last week. The phone was unplugged from the wall.

But I didn't assume it had anything to do with Joe Biden.

[PJMcK]

27. Was it Trump's fault?

(wink)

[dalton99a]

3. He ought to check his ceiling and walls for hidden cameras

[underpants]

5. Microwave

Gotta check the microwave

[dalton99a]

7. Absolutely.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

6. Fox "News" anal cyst has uncovered the plot! Spews at 11!

[Cha]

31. lol

[calimary]

33. "Spews at 11"!

No shit!

(Although theirs would qualify... )

[Hermit-The-Prog]

34. Oh, no -- LOTS of it!

It is Fox after all. They produce enough to keep the world in corn.

[Spazito]

8. LOL!

The epitome of what constitutes the trump cult.

[fierywoman]

9. All the little kids in his neighborhood are trying to go to school online because his

stupid head *pResident* didn't do shit to stop COVID back in Jan when he knew damned well what was coming -- all the kids are online going to school, so the line gets jammed up sometimes. Sheesh!

[genxlib]

10. It's pretty clear to me

His wifi has a gag reflex

[stopdiggin]

11. the "tin foil" brigade ..

it's too bad these people actually have an audience. We use to laugh and point fingers. Which -- granted, wasn't very nice -- but turns out it was better than taking the f*ckwits seriously!

[ZZenith]

12. Maybe God loves Joe Biden more than he loves you, Gregg.

Mysterious ways...

[dewsgirl]

13. ❤️

[Butterflylady]

14. Read about that elsewhere,

Still laughing.

[edbermac]

15. He's getting skinned alive over there.

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[ffr]

19. .

STOP!

No, please continue. My ribs are killing me though.

[asiliveandbreathe]

23. Thanks for the heads up..when the scandal starts to percolate..I will know

where it came from..

[renate]

16. This one comes pretty close--I'm loving the replies to both of these nutters!

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[Grokenstein]

29. Oh, I remember that shtick.

(From a webcomic lying dead for almost a decade, via an old Cracked article which is still fun to read)

[struggle4progress]

17. Dear Gregg

I asked my brother about this, since his sister-in-law knows somebody who used to sell computers. There are several possible explanations.

Sometimes people have this problem because shape-shifting body-snatching lizard people from Alpha Centauri are hacking into their computers. However, my brother says this usually only happens to people who are abducted by space aliens.

The more likely explanation is that the wiring in your house has decided to vote for Biden. You can fix this problem yourself but I recommend asking an election to replace all the Democratic wires with Republican ones

[Nevilledog]

18. Sage advice.

[Boogiemack]

20. He didn't pay his bill. Go back to sleep. nt

[JDC]

21. Another lie from Fox

[CloudWatcher]

22. "Inexplicably, it will be out all day."

Ok, I'll bite. If he has no explanation of his WiFi outage ... how exactly does he know it will be out all day?

[Harker]

24. Who? Oh, yeah... n/t

[world wide wally]

25. That damn Joe Biden

He's just a troublemaker!

[hibbing]

26. Wow, Biden is a lot more powerful than I thought he was

Was Antifa involved in sabotaging his Wi-Fi too?


Peace

[Hermit-The-Prog]

35. Joe Biden picked me up with his mind powers and shook me like a dog!

[linda52]

28. User ''democrattotheend'' would be proud. n/t

[SergeStorms]

30. Does someone want to hold this electronic wi-fi jammer....

so I can take a bathroom break? This is a team effort, DUers. I'm not going to block Jarrett's wi-fi all night by myself you know.

[calimary]

32. Pretty pathetic, Gregg.

[ThoughtCriminal]

37. Bwaaaahahaha