How about the Guiliani as a new unit of measurement

[dobleremolque]

on a 10-point scale of creepyness? As in, "Ugh, that was an 8.5 on the Guiliani Scale!"

[C_U_L8R]

1. It's a perfect measure of political backfires.

I mean the guy is setting new records for boneheaded maneuvers.

[Catcar]

2. Yes, and we'll use trumper instead of F-bomb. Stub your toe, whaddya say? "Stupid-mother-trumper!"

...etc

[lastlib]

3. "dumping a trump" already refers to doing the dirty business in the toilet..

Ie, "taking a sh*t," to use a colloquial equivalent.

[Catcar]

4. Dirty business & trump, that there is a perfect fit!

[Totally Tunsie]

5. Seeing your headline, my first thought was

measurement of size? or measurement of time? But that creepiness thing works, too.

[Blue Owl]

6. And the instrument of measure should be a Rudeometer

n/t