Trump Mentally Collapses In PA And Accuses Biden Of Secret Plot To Ban Cows

[babylonsister]

https://www.politicususa.com/2020/10/26/trump-biden-ban-cows.html

Posted on Mon, Oct 26th, 2020 by Jason Easley
Trump Mentally Collapses In PA And Accuses Biden Of Secret Plot To Ban Cows

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Trump said, “Then you have Biden’s running mate. How about her? Kamala? She’s considered America’s. By far most liberal senator. She’s more liberal than Crazy. Bernie, can you believe it? Even sponsored the $100 trillion green new deal which will destroy our country. Totally destroyed. No planes, No cars, no cows, right. Cows are next, they took it out, but only temporarily. They don’t like cattle.”

Trump’s closing argument to America is that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are secretly conspiring to ban cows. This is not true, but neither is anything else that Trump is saying at his rallies. Trump appears to be living in the past, as he openly expressed the hope that the result in Pennsylvania would be just like in 2016, but with mail-in voting surging, and over half of the ballots in the state already cast, it seems less and less likely that Trump’s barnstorming of the state will have much of an impact.

Trump is running a campaign about nothing, and he is throwing everything against the wall, and hoping that something sticks, no matter how crazy it is, because that is his only hope for winning a second term.

[SWBTATTReg]

1. Moron. And I bet his campaign has literally given up on trying to control him and his

impulses in going out to see his so called adoring crowds (all fake by the way, or at least massively, w/ a lot of paid actors).

Not really making any impact at all, other than making himself look more stupider by the minute.

[Demovictory9]

26. insiders reported that they feel he will do less damage while on the road at these rallies

[SWBTATTReg]

34. I wouldn't be surprised. Sad, isn't it, that they got to hide the papers on his desk in his office,

etc., to keep him from doing the Country damage.

[crickets]

64. By wearing him out, no doubt.

Letting him stay at the White House has him watching TV and tweeting all day, and that's a disaster. This is like throwing the kids outside to make them play until they drop. Cuts down on the whining and gets them to bed early.

The man truly is an idiot toddler.

[Midnight Writer]

2. We laugh, but lots of folks believe this. It is another Hate Radio staple, repeated endlessly.

[Blue Owl]

3. Hey tRump go huff some more of your own overcooked steak farts

n/t

[yellowcanine]

4. Biden is going to ban Devin's cow? Oh Noes!

[sarisataka]

5. Whaaaat?

No bull?

[roamer65]

25. ..

[MustLoveBeagles]

49. Holey Cow!

[Chainfire]

6. First they came for my guns

Now they are coming for my cows. They really hate America!

**** Trump and the horse he rode in on!

[Sherman A1]

38. Don't forget the air conditioning mentioned the other day

I guess we end up with armed cows in an air conditioned interment camp somewhere. Part of the Yabba Dabba Do Secret Plot.

[LiberalArkie]

48. Like these

[burrowowl]

52. Love this toon! It's been around for a while.

[paleotn]

58. Haven't heard that in a while! Thanks muchly!

"The deafening roar of chickens in choppers." Cow sal-va-tion!

[imanamerican63]

7. Nunes and cows won't like that!

[texasfiddler]

8. I have 25 cows and I voted for Joe!

Stupid GOP!

[marmar]

9. Looking for the link to The Onion article

[babylonsister]

13. Right? But we're so used to

him being off his rocker. I do think he's getting worse.

[TeamPooka]

10. "THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE AWAY MY BIG MACS!!!!!!!" - Trump at a rally tomorrow

[Totally Tunsie]

45. No cows equals no Big Macs!

Chump will go through life screaming "Where's the beef?" for the rest of his days.

[emmaverybo]

11. Not too long ago, they were out to get God. Starting small with cows sounds like good strategy.

[roamer65]

12. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Eat more Chikin.

[BainsBane]

14. Add the cows to sheets and pillowcases

The man needs a straight jacket.

[niyad]

62. And Windows.

[niyad]

63. And Windows.

[GoCubsGo]

15. That is not the first time he has made that claim.

Been saying it for weeks now, along with all sorts of other bizarre shit he has been pulling out of his ass.

[iemitsu]

16. Oh dear, methane farting cows as scare tactics?

Yes, 1000 head of illegally grazing cattle on Hershey's land may put loads of methane farts in the air, but a freaking
klavern of GOP old farts spew 10 times the methane gas, and it stinks to high heaven!

This election can't come soon enough!!

[NurseJackie]

17. And showers...no showers. And no flushing the toilet. And no doing dishes. We're going to BAN DISHES!!

Trump is an idiot. Is it the drugs talking? Or the dementia? Or the lack of drugs?

[Nay]

18. Those are all real ultra-right-wing/Qanon talking points. That's where he's getting them.

[NurseJackie]

20. Really? I was just guessing... going for a laugh by being absurd.

Heaven help us all.

[Nay]

23. Exactly. God help us. Once you realize exactly how many damaged people there are in

the US, the country becomes a very scary unstable place.

[Sherman A1]

39. absurd went out the window a long time ago

we are full on looney toons. The armed cows will be at an air conditioned interment camp with low flow showers.

[StarryNite]

67. Correction...

It went out the 'tiny' windows.

[lunatica]

41. Well they have been giving him some snazzy drugs lately

Maybe it’s the new drugs.

[TheCowsCameHome]

19. We'll see about that.

[NurseJackie]

21. LOL!

[CatMor]

22. Oh no ... The Liberals took away Christmas ...

now they'll take away cows, I can't imagine what's next, maybe the Easter bunny.

[Binkie The Clown]

24. I just hope he doesn't find out about our secret plan to confiscate all the peanut butter. nt

[Princess Turandot]

27. This might be a bizarre reference to Senator Harris being of Indian descent...

...since Indians are largely Hindus, and Hindus are vegetarians. His cult doesn't need to understand him to applaud.

[Thomas Hurt]

28. and your windows...and force you to have cancer causing windmills, and stop you from drinking bleach

to fight off hoax pandemics, no large volume toilet flushes, no real light bulbs, etc. etc.

[LSFL]

29. So sick of this...

All this dishwasher and toilet shit (heheh) is a bunch of tired stand up fodder from the 70s, and 80s. And don't forget that the sinks shut off too fast.

My challenge to people who believe this utter bullshit... #1. Find someone who has experienced this, preferably with uncut video. #2 Use a toilet or a dishwasher from before 1990. See if modern appliances are better
And more efficient. #3 push the faucet button again or move your fat lazy stupid Trump loving hands ever so slightly to make the water run some more. Most importantly is #4. Build a time machine and go back before your 18th birthday and kill yourself..

[OAITW r.2.0]

47. Don't forget the LED bulbs!

Trump will bring back incandescent lighting inefficiency....he promises!

[Wicked Blue]

30. Is this The Onion?

I am flabbergasted

[Captain Zero]

31. "They don't like cattle." Says the CEO of bankrupt TRUMP STEAKS.

haha.

[bdamomma]

32. it's this

https://www.drugs.com/dexamethasone.html


it's got "meth" in it and he's on it!!

[Kaleva]

33. they'll have to pry Bessie's teats from my cold, dead fingers.

[Mr. Ected]

35. I think someone needs to run a subversive, "Trump is coming for your porn" counter-campaign

Something ridiculous but with enough disinformation included to even confuse Q.

Donald Trump died last month. The imposter taking his place is married to the imposter posing as Melania. Stuff like that.

You know, a few years ago I could have never written the sentences above. Absolute Trump corrupts absolutely. I know that the Democrats should not and will not do what I suggest, and that is, in fact, the proper manner to proceed. But in the quiet recesses of my own mind, I admit to be smiling ear to ear.

[CottonBear]

37. THAT is brilliant!

In the quiet recesses of my own mind, I am also smiling ear to ear.

[Mr.Bill]

40. The problem is

tens of millions of idiots believe it.

[vishnura]

42. Its a racist remark!

It's aimed at Kamla Harris's Indian heritage. Cows are sacred animals in Hinduism. Is Kamala a Hindu?

[James48]

43. I am convinced

That Trump is suffering from an acute case
Of Mad Cow disease.

[Disaffected]

44. The goober in the silly hat

immediately to his left looks concerned...

[rickford66]

46. The Seinfeld campaign

about nothing

[Beartracks]

50. No cows? No windows? No truth. n/t

[Turbineguy]

51. Well, at least he's talking to the right people.

The ones gullible enough to believe him.

[warmfeet]

53. Kamala does not want to ban cows.

She wants to ban IQ45 dipshit from ever speaking in public again.

I am 100% behind that idea. Silence this asshole.

[cwydro]

54. Unreal.

Nothing even surprises me anymore.

[dawn5651]

55. he needs a intervention...americans give the intervention to that fool and send him to prison

[Rott Weiler]

56. Udderly ridiculous.

Nt

[grantcart]

57. Whenever he says "can you believe it?" I wish the heavens would open

And a big YAHWEH type voice would boom out


NO ONE BELIEVES IT YOU ASS WIPE!!!

[58Sunliner]

59. His only hope is fraud and hacking.

[panfluteman]

60. I Wonder How Many People in His Audience

Secretly thought to themselves, "What a whack job! I'm voting for Biden!"

[SheltieLover]

61. Wtf?

Idiot!

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

65. He is and has long been a babbling moron.

Q: What does that say about the millions of Americans who can't see that?
A: They're even more idiotic than him.

[robbedvoter]

66. Did Nunes write that speech?

Or maybe his 🐮!