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Tommy_Carcetti

(43,265 posts)
Thu Oct 29, 2020, 11:13 AM Oct 2020

Where have I been recently? Well, I can tell you where I definitely *haven't* been recently!

I most definitely haven't been camped out in front of Tucker Carlson's mailbox, waiting anxiously to pilfer all his Bed Bath and Beyond Coupons and/or manila envelopes labeled "Hunter Biden's Super Secret and Totally Incriminating Hard Drive and Various Other Papers--DO NOT DARE OPEN UNLESS YOUR NAME IS TUCKER SWANSON MCNEAR CARLSON!!!!"

No siree! Not at all! Don't look at me, because for sure I haven't been doing that at all! And if you are the mail carrier on Tucker Carlson's route, and you happen to see a man sitting in a lawn chair next to Tucker's mailbox, know that I have a very familiar face and I have been known to routinely been confused for many other people, including several reputed mailbox scavengers. But for sure, it was not I!

Now, with that being said, I seem to have come into a quick surplus of Mediterranean Breeze scented candles along with several sets of seafoam green assorted bathroom towels and washcloths. Frankly, it's more than I can handle and I would be happy if some of you were to take a few of them off my hands.

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Where have I been recently? Well, I can tell you where I definitely *haven't* been recently! (Original Post) Tommy_Carcetti Oct 2020 OP
Did Mother Tucker name him after all the potential fathers? CaptYossarian Oct 2020 #1
If you're wondering if he is related to the namesake of Swanson TV Dinners... Tommy_Carcetti Oct 2020 #2
Makes sense because Tucker's a turkey. lagomorph777 Oct 2020 #3
It seems that wealthy people can't pick their relatives anymore than we can. CaptYossarian Oct 2020 #5
Now, the value-pak coupons... Hugin Oct 2020 #4
Two things could've happened to Carlson's mail. brush Oct 2020 #6

Tommy_Carcetti

(43,265 posts)
2. If you're wondering if he is related to the namesake of Swanson TV Dinners...
Thu Oct 29, 2020, 11:19 AM
Oct 2020

...congratulations, you are totally right. For real.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tucker_Carlson#Personal_life

In 1979, Carlson's father married divorcée Patricia Caroline Swanson, an heiress to Swanson Enterprises. Swanson is the daughter of Gilbert Carl Swanson and the niece of Senator J. William Fulbright.[16][23]

CaptYossarian

(6,448 posts)
5. It seems that wealthy people can't pick their relatives anymore than we can.
Thu Oct 29, 2020, 11:28 AM
Oct 2020

The affluenza is what makes the former bow tie wearer such a smug little twerp. The servants probably had to finish his fights just like someone else we know.

Then how did Ronan Farrow and Anderson Cooper turn out so well?

Hugin

(33,443 posts)
4. Now, the value-pak coupons...
Thu Oct 29, 2020, 11:27 AM
Oct 2020

That's a whole different matter.

Bad economy and so forth... blah blah blah.

brush

(54,564 posts)
6. Two things could've happened to Carlson's mail.
Thu Oct 29, 2020, 11:39 AM
Oct 2020

One, there was no mail at all. Everyone, even the repugs know the Ghouliani/Bannon connection benind the alleged Hunter Biden laptop never sent any mail pouch but FOX had to come up with a "my dog ate my homework" excuse for them not being able to delivered the goods on the laptop story.

Or two, they got the pouch and the contents were so beyond the pale and sketchy even FOX could not air such unbelievable crap.

Take your choice.

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