FBI Investigating Contents of Eric Trump's See 'n Say

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — A truly stunning announcement was just made by the FBI at its headquarters in the nation’s capital.

“Just after lunch time, one of our agents discovered a Fisher Price See ‘n Say toy — you know, the ones where you pull a handle, the thing spins, and when it lands,” FBI Jr. Assistant Deputy Director Mitch Kohldkohk told reporters just moments ago, “it names an animal and then plays the noise it makes? Well, we found one in the break room, where the president’s son Eric had been sitting while his daddy held a meeting with top FBI officials.”

As the agent who found Eric’s See ‘N Say was about to walk it back to the White House for the president and his son, his arm slipped, and the toy fell to the ground, the pull lever activating is it fell. When it hit the ground, nothing broke, but the See ‘N’ Say was still spinning. When it stopped, the agent heard something that Kohldkohk said “raised some areas of concern.”

“It, um, started spewing racial slurs,” our internal, anonymous FBI source told us via Zoom breakout room this afternoon. “It landed on the cute little doggy and instead of saying ‘doggy’ it just said screamed about the n-words should be way more grateful to daddy.'”

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