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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsYou're in charge: What would be the first thing you'd to the Killa Con after he was arrested?
I'd unravel that hair and wipe off the make-up for the mug shot
Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)I don't think my response would be proper decorum here and I would probably violate the terms of service.
That should give you and idea though
TheBlackAdder
(28,205 posts)doc03
(35,340 posts)whistler162
(11,155 posts)panader0
(25,816 posts)give him a blanket and put him behind bars. All pay per view.
If he goes to jail, and that is my most fervent wish, he will have no hair dresser anymore.
By itself, the specter of him bald and fat, will destroy him and crush his house of cards ego.
Embarrassment, humiliation and jail time---and meanwhile, further charges will continue to
be added to his nefarious rap sheet. There will be a weekly segment on faux about the
struggles of donnie.
gab13by13
(21,349 posts)Put him under house arrest, no golfing.
tavernier
(12,389 posts)Plus all of the above.
Cartaphelius
(868 posts)complete sentences....
MyOwnPeace
(16,927 posts)You'd be punishing the teacher, not the "student!"
Cartaphelius
(868 posts)Missing the verb: do
beachbumbob
(9,263 posts)Walleye
(31,027 posts)KentuckyWoman
(6,679 posts)Without the money he's nothing.
Volaris
(10,271 posts)Fuck him.
ProfessorGAC
(65,057 posts)Assuming there are actual assets to be liquidated above debt.
peacefreak2.0
(1,023 posts)You would also need to make sure he finds a suitable cell mate.
DEbluedude
(816 posts)Knee to the back of the neck, pin his arms behind his back and instruct him to stop resisting. Oh wait. That would NEVER happen after he was arrested.
soothsayer
(38,601 posts)And treat him like anyone else.
secondwind
(16,903 posts)KentuckyWoman
(6,679 posts)GoCubsGo
(32,084 posts)And, I'd make sure it was a nice, big, slimy loogie.
PCIntern
(25,552 posts)Fuck YOU, asshole.
malaise
(269,022 posts)It may just be worse than finally having to pay for a life of criminality.
The Fuck you would follow
llmart
(15,540 posts)I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole. Maybe they could enlist/co-arrest McConnell to help with that.
Clearly fogged in
(1,896 posts)From Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
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JHB
(37,160 posts)Generic Brad
(14,275 posts)He needs a steady diet of overcooked vegetables straight from the can. I 'm thinking spinach for breakfast. Bamboo shoots for lunch. Beets for dinner. Thank of it as a permanent fast food cleanse.
malaise
(269,022 posts)That would kill him
Blue Owl
(50,393 posts)Then wait a few hours before throwing him a moldy clean-up towel
Moostache
(9,895 posts)Not to get anything, just to see him melt into goo.
JudyM
(29,250 posts)So the country can start to heal from the trauma.
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marie999
(3,334 posts)Anything less demeans me.
Vinca
(50,273 posts)Besides, where would you put the giant orange blobs?
dalton99a
(81,513 posts)Silent3
(15,218 posts)What I would do is give him better treatment than he himself would tell cops to use when arresting a BLM protester.
Completely in keeping with the law, I'd certainly make sure no one went out of their way to give Trump special treatment. Treat him like a common criminal.
What I'd like to do... would be very uncivilized.
malaise
(269,022 posts)Treat him like a common criminal - beginning wiht my mug shot :chickle:
Talitha
(6,593 posts)Playing Obama, 24/7.
malaise
(269,022 posts)please include yesterday's three pointer
MurrayDelph
(5,299 posts)1 Asset forfeiture
2 Confinement with no phone, internet or TV, and nothing to pass the time but books with big words and no pictures.
roamer65
(36,745 posts)Big Chicago PD fan here.
EndlessWire
(6,536 posts)Give him Giuliani as his lawyer on appeal...if he's available...
Honestly, I'd make him forfeit all his property except for his yacht, and I'd make his entire family leave the country. Maybe that's beyond sentencing guidelines, but give him a choice.
I will refuse to let him occupy my head anymore. Otherwise, he can just be stuck in a cell to rot. No internet.
machoneman
(4,007 posts)Later, drawn and quatered. Head on a pike in front of the WH.
Cheering crowds, happiness and AMERICA freed form a dictator!
NotASurfer
(2,151 posts)First order of business
Cartaphelius
(868 posts)with all of his fellow traitors, starting with Rush, the entire FOX crew,
Betsy DeVos, Bitch McCornhole, Kevin McCarthy, Lindsey "Gayseed"
Graham, Nunez, Gaetz, etc.....
jmowreader
(50,559 posts)I mean, it would be fun to do most of the things everyone else is suggesting...but being told to take off his fancy clothes, being sent for delousing, being issued a standard High Risk Inmate jail coverall, getting fed his first jail meal and being ordered to live in a gray prison cell with no phone and no fawning fans would make him suicidal...which will put him on suicide watch, which apparently is even more humiliating than regular lockup.
malaise
(269,022 posts)but my mug shot is part of this process and it would humiliate him.