SAY THIS: "It doesn't matter what donald says, Joe won."

[Nevilledog]

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Lincoln's Bible
@LincolnsBible
SAY THIS:
“It doesn’t matter what donald says, Joe won.”

You don’t argue or reason with lunatics & addicts. Don’t try & educate them on the process. Just declare that Joe won & FORCE THEM into the position of arguing that we need to wait until every vote is counted.
Jfc, people.
4:27 PM · Nov 1, 2020

[TwilightZone]

1. I've been making that point in multiple threads. If the AP/media calls it, Don's done.

No one will care what he says outside of the diehards.

[Nevilledog]

2. But will they call it? And based on what?

[soothsayer]

3. Eff it, I'm calling it now. I just won Texas!

[Nevilledog]

7. Congrats....let's go find some trumpers and yell "fuck your feelings"!

*while wearing body armor

[soothsayer]

10. Can I trade for a state with fewer guns?

Texas sounds shooty.

[Nevilledog]

13. You're the one who declared victory in Texas.

We could just stay home and get plastered and do the Donald Dance to make fun of him.

[soothsayer]

18. I know, I didn't think it through. Rats!

Presidenting is hard.

[TwilightZone]

8. I, for one, welcome our new soothsayer overlord.

First order of business: taco trucks on every corner.

Oh, wait. We have that already. Ok, let's deal with Covid instead.

[soothsayer]

9. Omg taco trucks! Score!

[TwilightZone]

12. When the taco truck on every corner thing happened...

my first thought was they don't know what they're missing. Some of the best food here in Austin comes out of trucks. We have a lobster roll truck, for heaven's sake.

[soothsayer]

15. I'm making my western WH in Austin!

Right on a corner.

[Nevilledog]

14. Antifajitas are on me!

[TwilightZone]

16. lol

I like that one.

[soothsayer]

17. All this winning is making me hungry

[Nevilledog]

19. You can have my leftover carne asada fries.

[soothsayer]

20. Which cabinet post would you like?

[Nevilledog]

21. Secretary of Taco trucks

[soothsayer]

26. So knighted.

[LakeArenal]

23. Yum.

[TwilightZone]

4. Blowout city.

Exit polls and insurmountable leads = calls.

If the polls are anywhere near accurate, I think it's called election night. Based on some of the crosstab data showing massive leads in early voting for Biden in swing states and a split between election day voting, it could be even bigger than we think.

[LakeArenal]

5. Soothsayer is funny. But I think it's going to be obvious.

Based on the vote. 🇺🇸🍀🥳🇺🇸

[Nevilledog]

6. Smartass

[soothsayer]

11. "Soothsayer is funny" is my actual complete victory!

[LakeArenal]

22. Sure. You bet. 😉

Edit: shhh.. I honestly don’t know if NevD was calling you a smartass or me???

Maybe both!!??

[soothsayer]

25. It's a badge of honor. Let's share it!

[LakeArenal]

27. My honor!!!

[malaise]

24. That effin' simple

Fuck the Killa Con!

[Blue Owl]

28. K&R