Oh Dear, Freakers offer Romney Debate Advice (WARNING: Please sip your beverage slowly)

[maxrandb]

I can't be responsible for ruined keyboards and monitors!

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To: Yaelle

MITT, don’t let them do your MAKEUP! Use your own makeup person. By all means, don’t refuse to use a bit of makeup like Nixon did in his debate with Kennedy; but don’t let the media sabotage you there! - Also, watch them on the LIGHTING! They’ve been known to use sickly greenish lighting for the Republican. (Tell Ryan!)

38 posted on Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:14:51 PM by Twinkie (IT'S THE OBAMA ECONOMY, ZIPPY!!)

To: Yaelle

Reply to every moderator question: “That is an interesting question, although I do not accept your premise.” Then launch into Obama with whatever the hell point about his wretched Presidency you want to make. When the moderator attempts to shut you up, repeat again and again: “Mr. Moderator, all American knows which side you support in this debate.” After applause dies down, go back to kicking Obama.

40 posted on Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:17:40 PM by OffMyMeds (Crede et manducasti)

To: Yaelle

Heres’ something for the Romney Strategy Team:

WITHOUT BRIDGING THE GAP AMONG WHITE SINGLE WOMEN, ROMNEY LOSES.

Women in general are moved by emotion not by abstract numbers, graphs, and statistics about debt and budget deficits.

Run ads 24/7 that:

1. Show burning embassy buildings, our ambassador and ex-seals arriving in coffins with a tag line that Obama thinks all this is a “bump in the road.”
2. Show DNC delegates booing God during the DNC Convention.
3. Show Obama’s same old same old promises in his own words 2008 and 2012.
This is a hands down winner. It appeals to women. This is the one voting bloc that Obama needs to win.

26 posted on Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:04:48 PM by Steelfish (ui)

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That's right...don't confuse the "wimin" folk with charts and graphs.

[lunatica]

1. LOL! Obama needs the wimmen's voting bloc

He gonna steal all them wimmens from you Romney! Don't let him!

[gkhouston]

27. The idea of freepers giving advice on how to appeal to wimmens.

[freshwest]

2. No offense to you, but not funny. Instead they piss me off.

[maxrandb]

7. What pisses me off

is what Hate Radio and Faux News has done to these asshats!

Saw a damn pick-up truck litterally covered with anti-Obama bumper stickers and wingnutty "don't tread on me" signs.

The license plate was in one of those "US Navy-Retired" brackets, and when I pull up along side, it's an old guy who is obviously drawing Social Security, Medicare and a Pension from the Navy.

Seriously, the guy was one of the 47% RMoney wants to chew up and spit out, BUT HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT.

[freshwest]

9. Agreed. We're not waiting for the zombie apocalypse, they're here now. *bleep*

[RKP5637]

34. Frankly, I'm beginning to think there's an as of yet undiagnosed parasite eating the brains of

some Americans, some of the "stupid" in this country is so pervasive.

[Scootaloo]

42. Bot Flies for Romney 2012! n/t

[RKP5637]

49. Yucky Yuck!!! n/t

[BarackTheVote]

53. The Yeerks are among us!

Animorphs anyone? Anyone...?

[RKP5637]

57. Yes, the GOP Convention was full of them, even on stage. n/t

[Panasonic]

3. So all the FR can offer is lip service

and stupidity.

Ignoring moderators request to answer the question makes you look like an ogrish amateur in a debate.

Mitt'll fuck up his debates and that would be the biggest question of the day - just how much did Mitt fuck his campaign and his downticket Republican's chances of holding the House has dropped down to jack and shit, and Jack just left town.

[surrealAmerican]

4. Wouldn't it be something ...

... if he took their advice. They honestly have no idea how bad that would make him look to most people.

[maxrandb]

5. You mean like this "brilliant" idea?

To: shankbear


What if Romney announces in his first answer that he’s put up a website that lists all of Ubama’s failures and lies and has a photo slideshow of his presidency for all to see. Of course, the photos would be of Ubama not putting his hand on his heart during the pledge and bowing to Muzzie dictators and so-called royals, having his coat buttoned incorrectly without even noticing it, etc.

Romney can get a million hits on his site within hours. I’d suggest www.obamatrainwreck.com or something of that nature. Repeat the url multiple times during the debate.


90 posted on Sunday, September 30, 2012 6:20:14 PM by Two Kids' Dad (((( ))))

[jmowreader]

45. Someone want to hack into this?

I'm not talking about a huge change, just putting the picture of Shrub Bush Freedom-kissing* Crown Prince Bandar of Saudi Arabia on it.

* Freedom kiss: what people who order Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast call a tongue kiss.

[pepperbear]

6. What's sad and not funny at all is that they think the debates are...

automatically rigged in favor of the President.

[maxrandb]

8. What's more sad

is that these people vote!

[RKP5637]

36. That, is truly frightening! n/t

[ailsagirl]

37. That's not sad, that's FRIGHTENING!!!

It's as if their brains are infected with some sort of bizarre virus that renders them clueless.

It's so good to be a Dem!!

[quakerboy]

52. To be fair, they kinda are

I mean, in general, bat shit crazy people generally come off less well when compared to others of a more normal variety in a public venue. Reality is like that sometimes.

[RichGirl]

10. One thing is clear....

They have no confidence that Romney can pull this off without their help! Although I wish he would take their advise!

I don't recall any booing of God during convention.

[Webster Green]

11. Hoo-boy!

"To: Yaelle
Since Governor Romney is already winning the race despite what the ObamaMedia is telling us, why would I bother offering advice? If you choose to believe a group of people who made their allegiance perfectly clear 4 years ago, fine. I have heard from people in the swing states working on the campaign, especially Ohio, and the Republicans are well in the lead. The polls out there are weighted so heavily in Mr. Obama’s favor and even then it is a tight race. When you over-sample Democrats in the double digits just to give your boy a 1 or 2 point lead, it's obvious what you're up to.
17 posted on Sunday, September 30, 2012 11:58:16 AM by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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[arcane1]

13. They really have no idea how polls work, do they?

[Volaris]

54. It's going to be soooooooo much fun come sunup after election night,

watching these idiots get a one-day-too-late crash course in why political polling works the way it does....

"...the Republicans are well in the lead. "

There's just not a smiley that accurately conveys how funny that is.
Rachel is right. It's not that the pollsters are JUST polling more Democrats, it's that there are JUST MORE DEMOCRATS TO POLL.
The idiocy is staggering.

[Jennicut]

12. Yeah cause us "wimmin" can't possibly understand facts and graphs and numbers.

We are so stupid we have no idea about...statistics!!! I took statistics and research methods in college (for my psych degree) and handled it pretty well. I had to come up with a hypothesis. I had to test it by giving out surveys to students. I had to run the #'s from the surveys into a statistical model. I had to come to a conclusion based on the #'s I got. And I received an A on it. I am so so stupid. Freepers and Republicans in general view women as a lesser species.

[magical thyme]

16. Yup. I had to do the same sort of project in my pre-med level statistics class

a couple years ago. Late 50s, a few decades since h.s. algebra...and I went into the final exam with a 98% average

And then took pre-med level chemistry and finished with about 100% average.

But us wymmins sure can't do math.

[Jennicut]

19. And we can't possibly follow Paul Ryan's super intelligent graphs!

Pre-med is tough...I give you tons of credit.

[magical thyme]

35. the courses were pre-med level, but I wasn't going into medical school

we had the same general sciences, but I headed into med lab tech. Some classmates were headed to pharmacy and others to medical, but most were MLT.

The general sciences were fun, but too fast-paced. The mlt clinical courses were where it got tough for me. Tons of totally boring, rote memorization (my worst thing).

But I graduated summa while working part time and caring for a farm full of critters! In chemistry, I even stayed even with the physics whiz-kidz.

But we wymmins can't do stuff like that. Or graphs. Or charts! Or tables!

[ailsagirl]

39. Their attitude being, "Don't you worry your pretty little head about it..."

UGH!!!

[RKP5637]

40. Yep, I remember well taking similar courses, so I guess I'm in the stupid line too. I guess

the brilliant Freepers and Republicans know best. What a sorry lot they are ... I was only able to maintain a 3.8 average, I guess the Freepers and Republicans are all 4.0 material. What would we ever do without the Freepers and Republicans.

[Le Taz Hot]

56. Me too.

Aced the class as well.

[treestar]

14. Does the last Freeper believe that A/V presentations can be made

at the debates?

[liberal N proud]

15. It would be funny if he takes their advice.

The night would be a riot.

[madrchsod]

17. delusion is strong with the freepers....

poor kids.... i think your daddy is going to embarrass himself

[UTUSN]

18. R#2 & K for, Mittens canNOT satisfy them. n/t

[smorkingapple]

20. I'm encouraged when I read this....

They think this shit will actually work? Telling the moderator off? Accusing the President of not caring about the deaths in Libya? Dusting off the Muslim boogieman out to get America card when no one gives a shit anymore?

[Lex]

23. God, I hope he does it.

It would be possibly as good as Clint Eastwood telling off the empty chair.

[charlyvi]

21. In other words, they want him to be Palin . N/t

[Canuckistanian]

38. Maybe he can write a few words on his hands

It worked (sorta) for Palin!

[Lex]

22. The freepers and teabaggers are responsible for running the Republican party right into the ditch

and now they want to give MORE advice. I love it. Please Romney, LISTEN to them.

[hifiguy]

24. Jayzus, can these blithering imbeciles use

toilet paper or tie their own shoes? If teh stoopid were gold they could buy the moon ten times over.

[Auntie Bush]

25. Let's hope he takes some of their advice.

We'll have this debate and election in the bag!


Let's hope he puts some of that tan on just his face and forgets the back of his neck and hands.

[CoffeeCat]

28. I'm hoping he gets spray tanned and...

...looks like Magda from "There's Something About Mary."

[RKP5637]

43. Maybe Bonner will lend him some of his orange face tint!

[CoffeeCat]

26. It's too bad Romney won't ever see their absurd blatherings!

If he followed all of those points---he'd drop to single digits in the polls.

What a bunch of fools!

[janx]

29. Very sad: Freerepublic: one of the last (and oldest) online figures of the far right.

The Republican party embraced this kind of fear twenty or thirty years ago. Now the Republican party cannot rid itself of this kind of ignorance fast enough.

Get these religious people on board! Make them scared that the political opposition is going to take away their religion and their guns!

[B Calm]

30. Doing their best to set the bar low. Hell

all Romney has to do is show up and not talk at all, they'll declare him as the winner!

[Kalidurga]

31. I think he has already taken a lot of their advice.

I have seen his hood slip more than a couple of times, so it's not an accident it's a pattern. So, with that being said, I hope he takes more of their advice. It's solid tea party advice.

[Skittles]

32. OMG - advising to act like FOX NEWS!!!!!!!!!

Reply to every moderator question: “That is an interesting question, although I do not accept your premise.” Then launch into Obama with whatever the hell point about his wretched Presidency you want to make. When the moderator attempts to shut you up, repeat again and again: “Mr. Moderator, all American knows which side you support in this debate.” After applause dies down, go back to kicking Obama.

[Dawson Leery]

33. FReeper wants to know why can't Romney be disrespectful to the President in a debate

To: Yaelle; All

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Bill O’reily and a group were debating this very same thing the other day on Fox.
At one point they all agreed that you can’t disrespect Obama.
What I want to know is why the h*ll not??
What has he done to deserve respect?

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19 posted on Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:00:07 PM by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)

[aletier_v]

41. Yeah, Romney should just throw the finger

and shout "FUCK YOU" at various strategic times during the debate.

Now that would be funnier than hell.

[RKP5637]

44. Maybe he can get some tips from Clint Eastwood!

[jmowreader]

46. OffMyMeds' idea could be fun...

Ebenezer Romney: "That is an interesting question, although I do not accept your premise."

Moderator: "What PREMISE? You Stupid Shit, I just asked you whether you liked chocolate ice cream. I looked at the card your handlers gave me before the debates. I was supposed to ask the president questions that can't be answered without pissing half the country off no matter what you say, and lob you softballs. This I did, and you didn't like it. Apparently you think my premise is that you hate chocolate ice cream like all America-hating furriners do, and it's not. So, because you're too stupid to pour piss out of a boot, I'm not going to ask you any more questions. Next question for President Obama: What is your opinion of rich men who rely on overseas tax shelters to avoid helping to pay this wonderful country's bills, and do you think Governor Romney should be thrown in jail for doing it, smacked upside the head with a softball bat, or just kicked in the nuts?"

[Indpndnt]

47. Omg!

[entanglement]

48. Freeper: "This election is about getting into 20-something bimbo female’s panties just like it was

in 2008..."

Neanderthal, knuckle-dragging, Stone-age primitives

[nobodyspecial]

50. WTF is right

They are truly obsessed with sex (and apparently jealous because the Dems are getting it all.)

[entanglement]

51. True that.

I've also noticed that after each one of JimRob's purges, the remnants become nastier and more vicious than before.

[Le Taz Hot]

55. Dear Governor Romney:

I think your constituents are offering you some sage advice there. My advice to you is to use it. Especially the one about how to win over the women. And don't forget to explain why you are using the charts instead of math. They'll love that.

Signed,
A Concerned Citizen