When you're in prison, do you get to keep Secret Service protection?

[Drahthaardogs]

Asking for a friend

[SheltieLover]

1. Dunno, as United States of Extortion has coddled repukes thus far

Should be interesting.

[LakeArenal]

2. Trump isnt going to reg. prison. He'll go a white collar prison.

With easy time with rich white guy status.

[arlyellowdog]

3. That's hysterical

Made my day (so far).

[Under The Radar]

4. Does your friend need his pension check as well?

Or is his patriotic enough to donate it?

[Autumn]

5. I'm sure one agent will be manning a camera on 8 hours shifts. Maybe one will fall asleep. Often.

[Atticus]

6. You owe me a keyboard! nt

[I_UndergroundPanther]

7. He will be surrounded by

Police and guards.

One can hope security details don't apply to jail.

[Gothmog]

8. No