The Only sensible First Question for Romney in the Debate

[cthulu2016]

Governor Romney, you're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down and you see a tortoise, Governor, it's crawling towards you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping.

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[democrat_patriot]

1. Governor? Are you a replicant?

Do you have pictures of your childhood?

[jsr]

2. Where are your tax returns?

[lastlib]

3. That's a cruel thing to do to the Senate minority leader, Mittens!

[Earth Bound Misfit]

5. DUzy! n/t

[montanto]

4. Romney: "What's a tortoise?"

[Donkees]

6. "but you're not helping..."

...he's looking for it's wallet

[TlalocW]

7. Governor Romney...

Are you wearing your magic Mormon underwear right now, and if so, can we see it? DROP YOUR PANTS, GOVERNOR ROMNEY, IF YOU WANT TO HAVE ANY CHANCE OF BECOMING PRESIDENT!!!

TlalocW

[VWolf]

8. Would be great to have a camera focused

on his pupils and some contraption monitoring his breathing.

[cthulu2016]

11. .

[bongbong]

9. The first question

"Test test test" (for the radio receiver)

[truebrit71]

10. ...should be "where are the rest of your tax returns?"

...followed up by "What are you hiding?"