Please come CAPTION Bill ("Where's all this mad flippin' hatred coming from?") O'Reilly!!!

[skip fox]

Bill ("I never met an honest man I trusted&quot O'Reilly is saying: "Listen, as everyone knows just a handful of states are in the balance! . . . That means just two or three states could make the difference and win the election for Obama no matter the will of the rest of the people!!!! . . . And take my word, that's how the White House is planning to steal the election, by winning a few of these so-called swing states and shafting the rest of the American public. . . . And that's it for the memo, now onto . . ."

[Politicalboi]

1. Hey Bill, remember 2000

"no matter the will of the rest of the people!!!" Yes they are going to steal this with small states.

[skip fox]

2. At DU CAPTIONs are traditionally creative, as here.

But we try to channel the "essence" of the person in question. (That is, I think O'Reilly would take this route if he thught it would work.)

[pinboy3niner]

9. Looks like you need a boilerplate disclaimer on your caption threads

That would save you a lot of time and spare you having to explain over and over and over again.

[alphafemale]

3. Yeah. They're going to play that land mass map again.

As if that means anything at all.

Yeah win a large state with 10 people per sq mile. Impressive,

[skip fox]

7. The CAPTION was creative.

[Samjm]

4. um

That's called the Electoral College dumbass, and that's how it works. Funny how it was just fine and dandy when Bush won despite losing the popular vote.

[skip fox]

6. The CAPTION was creative.

[skip fox]

5. "Mark my words, if Obama wins they're planning to turn the White House into the projects!"

[skip fox]

8. "Well, I'm not giving any credibility to the story that Obama's mother was a prostitute.

That may or may not be so, but it would be a disservice to the truth to repeat it without proof of one kind or another, and we don't do that here at Fox. . . . Let me say that again. It would be a disservice to. . . ."

[Blue Belle]

10. "Excuse me, May I go to the Bathroom First?"

Thank you...

Classic Steve Martin.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

11. So O'Reilly thinks GW Bush stole the election in 2000...Who knew?

Gore gleaned 543,895 more votes than The Shrub...so now what Billo?

[sakabatou]

12. "Is my face melting again?"

[Downtown Hound]

13. Bill: "When I get depressed about Obama winning, I like to talk to my finger.

His name is Tony, and he's the little boy that lives inside my mouth."

RED-RUM! RED-RUM!

[Johonny]

14. when you start to look like the undead, it becomes harder and harder to DO IT LIVE!

[pinboy3niner]

15. Swing states? ...

[HopeHoops]

16. "And I use THIS to check my prostrate gland."

[Downtown Hound]

19. ...the finger goes in and out. In and out. You can't explain that. Science can't explain that.

It must be God.

[HopeHoops]

20. Either that or Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[hay rick]

17. I got a booger on my nail and next commercial is SNACK TIME!

[skip fox]

18. "I beg to differ! I only told one little lie, that I am a truthful person."