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TheMightyFavog

(13,770 posts) Tue Oct 2, 2012, 05:09 PM Oct 2012

I require an explanation...

OK, President Obama is a known beer afficianado. Hell, he has a homebrew setup at the White House. He also like to eat pulled pork sandwiches, and was recently seen in Milwaukee eating an Usinger's bratwurst, a pork-based sausage.

Now I do not claim to be an expert on Islam, but it's common knowledge that that particular religion forbids both the consumption of alcohol and pork products.

So with that in mind, why the fuck would someone still think that the president is a Muslim? What kind of a stupid ass cantaloupe do you have to be to think that?

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I require an explanation... (Original Post) TheMightyFavog Oct 2012 OP

You are overthinking this and will only hurt your head. n/t porphyrian Oct 2012 #1

They never said he was a good sharp_stick Oct 2012 #2

They think he's an apostate Muslim, and they're super double pissed about him having OBL killed. slackmaster Oct 2012 #3

The 9/11 terrorists drank at a strip club before the attack. WilliamPitt Oct 2012 #4

Six of them were in a club here in Palm Beach. I think these were the guys who lived in Delray. monmouth Oct 2012 #9

NOW YOU SEE HOW CUNNING HE IS! You're catching on! Brickbat Oct 2012 #5

A sufficiently reassuring conspiracy theory is indistinguishable from magic JHB Oct 2012 #6

Mmmmmm, cantaloupe :) pinboy3niner Oct 2012 #7

Fine examples of WILLFUL ignorance, they are. n/t arthritisR_US Oct 2012 #8

"What kind of a stupid ass cantaloupe do you have to be to think that?" bluestate10 Oct 2012 #10

You think these people see or think of anything other than a Black Guy who they think doesn't belong JI7 Oct 2012 #11

porphyrian

(18,530 posts)

1. You are overthinking this and will only hurt your head. n/t

Reply to TheMightyFavog (Original post)

Tue Oct 2, 2012, 05:15 PM

Oct 2012

sharp_stick

(14,400 posts)

2. They never said he was a good

Reply to TheMightyFavog (Original post)

Tue Oct 2, 2012, 05:15 PM

Oct 2012

Muslim.

Kind of like my Jewish friend and co-worker that can't get enough Five Guys Bacon Cheeseburgers when we're out of town.

slackmaster

(60,567 posts)

3. They think he's an apostate Muslim, and they're super double pissed about him having OBL killed.

Reply to TheMightyFavog (Original post)

Tue Oct 2, 2012, 05:16 PM

Oct 2012

The radical Islamists of the world want Romney to win the election.

WilliamPitt

(58,179 posts)

4. The 9/11 terrorists drank at a strip club before the attack.

Reply to TheMightyFavog (Original post)

Tue Oct 2, 2012, 05:17 PM

Oct 2012

Duh.

monmouth

(21,078 posts)

9. Six of them were in a club here in Palm Beach. I think these were the guys who lived in Delray.

Reply to WilliamPitt (Reply #4)

Tue Oct 2, 2012, 05:31 PM

Oct 2012

They were drinking and chatting up some girls at the bar. One of them said they had to leave, getting up early to catch a flight out of PBIA to go to New York. One of the guys said don't go, just, don't go, stay out of New York. I believe it was Fashion Week. My son was working at another establishment in Palm Beach at the time and rumor has it their flight was late arriving at Kennedy and fortunately missed the initial attack. I believe this is in the files but I've never been able to find anything official...