Hide your Jeebus! Right Fucking Now! Just was forwarded to me from Facebook
"Yes, Mam, we Christians ARE under the worse attack in the United States of America than at any other time in our history. It is frightening!!! I encourage each one of you to memorize as many scriptures as you possibly can because if the current administration is reelected, it is not unrealistic or far-fetched to have our Bibles and other religious books banned or worse, taken from us. I believe with all my heart that this is a very real possibility. Teach your children The Lord's Prayer, 23rd Psalm, the Apostle's Creed and all the Bible Stories!!! We may not have them in written form forever. Missionaries that went into communist East Germany and the USSR found that the grandmothers had taught Bible Stories, Lutheran and Catholic Liturgies for church services and the catechisms to the children from memory in order to keep the Christian faith alive in a country where it was forbidden. God will always provide a way for his word to continue. But be aware, we ARE UNDER ASSAULT!!!"
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Obviously, we don't talk politics.
So few lions. 
and anything else with which they disagree)
can we say PROJECTION, you hypocritical little cretins?
(I wonder how many of them ever read "fahrenheit 451"
So I suspect it is more like a Motel 5. 
Doesn't it look like he smushed an entire Thomas Kinkade village together into one house?
No bad toupes allowed in Amercia!
First the toupes, then the comb-overs. The Senate Republican Caucus will be empty.
These poor little fellers are still trying to recover.
I'll get around to cleaning it, I promise.
How can anyone be gullible enough to believe horse manure like this? I need to find out what websites they frequent and buy an ad that says "Last chance to send your ten dollars" and a P.O. Box number.
I'd make enough to have my own stripper factory and beer volcano.
ZOMG! I think we may have a mole! Everybody drop what you're doing--we have to root out our Yuri!
Satanically Yours,
pinboy3niner
No mentioning the "you-know-what F451. "
We've ALREADY discussed this.....
They already KNOW.
But not to worry, we have a top expert working to develop an image of the mole. It's only a matter of time before this guy identifies the traitor...
Being wheelchair-bound doesn't slow him down a bit. He's the best!
They may already be on to our plot to sabotage Jesus Christ on a Trailer Hitch!
While everyone's attention is focused on the performance of Romney the master debater tomorrow, our Christian enemies will be working behind the scenes on prophylactic measures to thwart our best-laid plans.
At least the discovery that we have a mole has thrust us into an all-out effort to root him out. Thank Satan we have experts like Peter and Johnson and Schlong working on it. They are totally UP for this!
So before you think about making a crude joke next time, just remember the heroes who are doing the hot and sweaty work to bring our mole-hunting efforts to a climax.
Shame on you!
He's had almost four years to take away all Teh Biblez and replace them with Teh Koranz. Why's he dragging his feet on this? 
Seamless. SEAMLESS, I tell you!
Perhaps I shouldn't have been so harsh with the poor telemarketer who answered the phone when I pushed '1'?
I think the whole persecution complex is so ingrained in the religion that they nurse it along regardless of reality - hey, maybe this fits into the whole Republican issue of denying reality
A little context would help.
Many of the nicer Bibles are printed on HEMP PAPER - mfd. in France by Kimberly-Clark, IIRC. 
In order to keep good Xtian chirruns 
from harm, DEA agents 
will be in churches soon to test ALL bibles for content of the devil weed, and will collect all holy books containing same for destruction at a secure facility.
I'm sure some of you merry pranksters can spin this up WAYYYY better than me....
or at least what he thought was Project X.
