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Tue Oct 2, 2012, 05:41 PM Oct 2012

PPP (PCIntern Philadelphia Poll): Landslide approval for voters rights and to Re-elect the President

A pseudo-scientific survey taken of a random population of dental patients following the news that the Nazi-Klan-Fascistic Voter Suppression Bill was stricken down revealed a 100% agreement/weeping-for-joy/ecstatic reaction by the sample.

Results: Many respondents made note of the fact that the movement to restrict voting to those who are licensed to currently drive a car has motivated many who would normally not have voted to do so with vigor and vehemence. Preliminary data indicates that the general behavior will involve "pulling the lever with the big "D" on it" on election day. It has been reported by other researchers (G. Will & S. Hannity in a study entitled, "Trouble in River City: Blacks in the White House&quot that people who back Republican candidates, when found weeping, indicate that they are generally "displeased" with the ruling.

Conclusions: It has been demonstrated that the Romney/Ryan ticket is going to fall short by double digits in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.

(Ed. Note: Too bad.)

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