Giuliani farts during hearing:

[Kingofalldems]

Link to tweet

[RKP5637]

1. ... probably need to call in the Hazmat crew!!!

[Xipe Totec]

2. His most cogent argument so far. nt

[malaise]

3. Need any more proof that he's full of

SHIT?

[octoberlib]

4. Good lord, imagine being in a room with

him and Trump at the same time. You’d need a gas mask.

[getagrip_already]

5. how could anyone tell that from his arguments? n/t

[brush]

6. God! That was clearly audible, and it sounded like a wet one.

Giuliyahoo is becoming "a get the popcorn ready" event, right before our very eyes every time he appears.

Dark hair dye job running down his face while sweating like a pig at a new conference; farting audibly in a hearing without skipping a beat in his lying; holding events in a landscaping shop parking lot next to a porn shop and a crematorium; "adjusting his penis" on a bed in a hotel room, apparently hoping to get busy with a young woman who could be his grand daughter.

What the hell is next? How can he top any of that?

I'm not worried. He'll come up with something equally jaw-droppingly embarrassing and ineffectual as the events listed above.

And the thing is, he apparently has reached the stage of being beyond a sense of embarrassment. All of this stuff rolls of his back like water off a duck. And I have a feeling an actual duck will factor into one of his appearances soon. How could it not?

[Doodley]

7. He was not farting. He was just talking out of his ass, as usual.

[Digger]

8. Heh

I can't wait to see how SNL handles this.

[yellowcanine]

9. Wet or dry? Inquiring minds want to know.

[yellowcanine]

10. I listened to it again. It did sound wettish. Crackling Jake brake sound.

[magicarpet]

11. No,... no,... it was a dry fart,...

,... thing was the fart was filtered through a juicy puddle of diarrhea previously collected in his Depends when he shit himself an hour and a half before.

That was why the table at the hearing sunk to high heaven where Rudy sat with the diarrhea squishing around in his underwear, during all that election fraud testimony.

[LuckyCharms]

13. .

[cynical_idealist]

12. What better use for a presidential pardon?