Trump claims THEY stole Christmas (yes for real)

[steve2470]

Link to tweet

[Karadeniz]

1. Oh great, this lie again! I never knew seasonal lies were a thing.

[yankeepants]

3. It's going around. They should all be lying into thier elbow for the safety of honest people.

[Brainfodder]

2. ...and heard him say that Hunter Biden stole from countries all over like a vacuum cleaner!

The leadership needs to each be hooked up to a portable lie detector, that zaps them medium strength when they lie, that is what it is going to take, isn't it?

[The Genealogist]

4. Bwahahaha...that's right! We're gonna steal your Christmas all over again!

Despite the fact that we are such weak snowflakes that we are unable to function outside of our safe spaces, we will once again take your Christmas away from you! Then we'll hide it and you'll never find it!

Seriously, this nonsense reminds me of how my mother and her mother used to control me. Make up fantastic stories about some awful thing that would happen if I didn't stay in line. Like I'd be attacked by a mannequin if I didn't stop acting a fool in the department store. Strangely, this tactic stopped working on me by the time I was six or seven. Yet, these brainwashed idiots eat it up like manna from heaven.

[mucifer]

5. meanwhile the supreme court is pushing us into a theocracy.

[Blue Owl]

6. Shut the fuck up Donny you fat piece of shit

And it's not "Christmas" -- it's "Fucking Christmas" per your trampy wife

[fearnobush]

7. Ha the war on Christmas is back - like good ole times.

Like the Malevolent Mango Ever gave a shaite about Christmas especially his Putin picked wife.

[leftieNanner]

9. Raise your hand if you think Ass Face

has EVER personally purchased a Christmas gift for any of his wives or mistresses!

Yeah. I didn't think so.

I remember many years ago going into a local jeweler to purchase a gift for my sister and there was a gorgeous young blonde woman sitting at the counter perusing a pile of diamond bracelets. The woman helping me said that her husband had sent her in to buy herself a Christmas gift - money was no object. I thought that was massively sad. Wouldn't it be nicer to receive a thoughtful card and something personal directly from your husband instead of something impersonal and expensive?

I don't know. I thought so anyway.

Note: I do not own any piles of diamonds.

[StClone]

14. Same thought here-Donnie Religiously avoids Christmas's true meaning

I don't mind this Charlie Brown version. However, peace, love and should be the goal. Trump nada.

[Skittles]

19. Gold diggers don't care

It is the gifts that count, not the thought

[tulipsandroses]

8. Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff??

[struggle4progress]

10. It's almost like they never have any new ideas

[smirkymonkey]

11. So fucking sick of him.

[steve2470]

17. so fucking sick of him also nt

[North Shore Chicago]

21. Truer words were never written.

[edhopper]

12. Look for tall green person

in a sled pulled by a small dog.

[Beartracks]

13. Remember those years we couldn't do Christmas?

Yeah, me neither.

=========

[KentuckyWoman]

15. Nobody stole Christmas. Trump sold it to UAE to get the peace deal.

The "muslins" are holding Christmas hostage until we let Trump be leader for life.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

16. Pfft... they're not even aware of the latest plans!

[Withywindle]

18. Io Saturnalia!

In my circle of friends there are Christians, Jews, Pagans, atheists, agnostics...we're all celebrating with more joy than we've had in the last few years, socially distanced of course.

The undercurrent is, yes, we're celebrating our respective winter holidays or just enjoying pretty lights and presents - but under all that, we're really celebrating the fact that we can finally throw away that moldy sagging rotting orange jack o' lantern that's been on our national porch drawing flies and getting uglier every day since November 2016.