"if you saw mitch mcconnel drowning what would you throw him" (interesting twitter thread

[orleans]

but i think du could do better)

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[PCIntern]

1. An anvil.

[ChazInAz]

26. Anvils are expensive.

I wouldn't want to lose mine.

[Maeve]

2. An anchor or anvil

Something heavy

[PCIntern]

11. Great minds!!

😄

[Maeve]

17. And at exactly the same time!

[agingdem]

39. thoughts and prayers

and then, standing on the water's edge, calmly reeling off Dante's Inferno's nine circles of Hell as Mitch goes down for the last time...

[judesedit]

3. A cinder block

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Nothing. I'd just wave.

[trueblue2007]

50. ME TOO ........ nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pretend i didn't see him

[muntrv]

5. Concrete blocks.

[madaboutharry]

6. An anchor.

Just kidding. I would save him and hope that the near death experience causes an epiphany, and if not It would be ok just doing the right thing. Even if he is an asshole.

[canetoad]

24. This, I think, is the correct answer

Doing the right thing with no consideration of reward is what humanitarians and liberals do. Thank you.

[Karadeniz]

35. You're right and people are just symbolizing their dislike of McConnell now, not what an actual

Emergency would motivate us to do.

[LakeArenal]

7. Throw him Trump.

[ananda]

8. An air kiss goodbye

Whoo

[LunaSea]

9. A big bucket

of piranha.

[soothsayer]

10. A plugged in hair dryer

[smirkymonkey]

62. Good one!

[global1]

12. A Party....nt

[leighbythesea2]

13. There

Must be a congress colleague of his who can't swim?

[sheshe2]

14. tRump.

They can both sink.

[Hugin]

20. Seconded.

sheshe2!

[AmyStrange]

21. +100000000000000000000000000000000 x 2

[thucythucy]

15. I'd throw him 20% of the rope he needed.

Some one might want to check my math:

$400 = 20% of $2000.

[wendyb-NC]

16. A roll of duck tape

and instructions for making a duck tape raft.

[JI7]

18. That ugly creepy disgusting chuckle he did when Amy McGrath

was calling him out on his doing nothing to help people .

[vercetti2021]

19. The middle finger

While I crack a cold one and watch

[marylandblue]

22. Nothing, turtles are good swimmers.

[NNadir]

23. I wouldn't throw him anything, but I would yell out to him to show some personal initiative...

...and not expect other people to bail him out of situations in which he has placed himself.

[2naSalit]

28. +1

[Takket]

25. tots and pears

[Arne]

27. A mask

[Blue Owl]

29. A few bucketfulls of chum

[Bleacher Creature]

30. A list of his 200+ new confirmed judges - on tissue paper.

[TexasTowelie]

31. A roll of paper towels. nt

[DURHAM D]

32. I don't know what turtles eat. nt

[Hassin Bin Sober]

48. A head of lettuce.

[Solly Mack]

33. An inflatable pool float that leaks. Because that's how he treats people.

Dashes the hopes of people in need.

[Lovegan]

34. Biodegradable sparkles!

Biodegradable sparkles!

[brer cat]

49. LOL

I think you won this thread. Welcome to DU.

[BlueLucy]

36. I would pretend I did not see him and move along. nt

[mr_lebowski]

37. An AR-15 of course, since moar gunz is the solution to everything (nt)

[marlakay]

38. Make a paper airplane from a copy I am sure

A large one both sides typed of all the bills he refused to let us vote on that would help people.

Throw at him and say I will give you the same help you gave us.

[Aristus]

40. Louie Gohmert and a cinderblock.

[lunasun]

41. Shade

Honestly I could not walk by him without expessing contempt

[demtenjeep]

42. cement?

a brick?

[lpbk2713]

43. An angry water moccasin.

...

[Rhiannon12866]

44. Nothing.

People keep comparing him to a turtle and turtles can swim.

[Progressive Jones]

45. A Burning Buick nt

[fierywoman]

46. Can't turtles swim?

[dustyscamp]

47. Stinkbombs

[tblue37]

51. A quick glance.

[MustLoveBeagles]

52. A quarter

[Silent3]

53. A rope.

And because I'm feeling generous, both ends of it.

[electric_blue68]

54. A disappearing trick rope...

Works fine on land and in the air but as soon as it hits water it falls apart...

The way Republicans keep making more of the Safety Net, The Voting Rights Act, EPA, etc fall apart!

[DFW]

55. I'm too old and too weak

... to toss him a car.

[Penn Voter]

56. A Shark! n/t

[eShirl]

57. a double thumbs-up, morphing into a double bird

[Grokenstein]

58. A plugged-in hair-dryer.

[Brother Buzz]

59. A lifesaver

Hell, I feel generous and would give him a whole roll. I've got a good arm and I can guarantee I could bounce it off his forehead.

[Earthshine2]

60. He's a f*cking turtle. Let him swim for it.

[moondust]

61. One cup of breadcrumbs.

[smirkymonkey]

63. A bucket of blood.

Let the sharks get him before he goes under.

[Donkees]

64. Confederate statue might help him rise again

[NurseJackie]

65. Shade.