Why do Rmoney and Ryan hate Big Bird anyway?

[MichiganVote]

Has he ever hurt them? Put them down? Smoked pot in France or buggered up someone's daughter? I mean really, what has Big Bird ever done to Mitt Romney? And Ryan? What's up with that?

Big Bird should be the perfect companion for Ryan. The 4 year old boy companion for Ryan-- minus the GOP spoiled shit eatin' fuckhead thinking.

Pretty sorry economic planning when the great grand businessman Rmoney can't so much as save a comedic bird. Totally lame. Forget the numbers and the charts. Any candidate that can't save Big Bird is just so stupid it defies logic.

[valerief]

1. Big Bird likes people of all races. nt

[MichiganVote]

3. Well that's got to be fucked up. Willard could never go for that.

[JaneyVee]

2. Because Michelle Obama & Jill Biden visited Sesame Street & Romney's a dick.

[MichiganVote]

4. Isn't there a sort of Willard puppet too? Maybe he resents Big Bird. Poor Big Bird.

[MichiganVote]

7. And another thought. I'll bet it just really braised Rmoney's butt

that Michelle Obama's speech at the conventions was better than his white toast wife's. Michelle Obama nailed his prick to the wall and he knew it.

[Curtland1015]

5. They want to kill Big Bird, but want to make millions of Oscar the Grouches.

I'm sure they'd be perfectly happy with all of us living in trashcans as long as they can keep lining their pockets!

[MichiganVote]

9. And Cookie Monster. Laying off the childhoods of millions of kids-what a shithead.

[Downwinder]

6. Might be because of Rupert Murdoch.

Remember he gave Newt a million dollar book deal when he tried to shut PBS down. Did Newt ever write that book?

[MichiganVote]

8. Donno know. Have to check a few garage sales to find out.

[jsr]

10. Big birds eat rodents

[MichiganVote]

15. And Rmoney eats shit. Hmm...who to choose...

[IggleDoer]

11. Myth says he loves Big Bird. He also loves Anne. They're amazingly similar...

... Both are tall, blonde and annoyingly stupid.

[MichiganVote]

13. Hey now, that's kinda kinky of Mitty. But the hell can you expect from/presidential office stalker.

Has he really been waging a campaign for 10 years?

[Blue Owl]

12. It's pitifully easy to make a Republican feel threatened

n/t

[MichiganVote]

14. Rmoney and Ryan=Ernie and Bert

[spanone]

16. they hate education and that's what the bird stands for

[MichiganVote]

17. Guess Big Bird would have to CEO a charter preschool to count for anything.

Maybe they'll put him in one of those welfare to work programs, cook hot dogs on the corner of 5th avenue.