Rudy calls for "trial by combat"

[kpete]

[dchill]

1. Jousting? Swords? Maces?

Pistols at twenty paces. I'm so sure.

[Zoonart]

6. You first Rudy...

I suggest you:

[2naSalit]

2. Someone left his casket open after dark again!

Geeze! And now he's got loose again.

[Hugin]

3. I'll hold your beer.

Go for it, Champ.

[Livluvgrow]

4. Bring it

The only thing Trump can conquer is Hamburger Hill. I can see it now golf Cart Jousting

[grumpyduck]

5. Fine, he and Pelosi can go at it.

She'd rip out his balls and shove them down his throat so fast he wouldn't even see it coming.

[hlthe2b]

7. Ok, Rudy. I've got your "trial by combat" set up right here...

and no, I doubt that you'll "dance" like the lythe Oberon Martell, but if you should, don't forget how this ends

[tanyev]

8. Oh, they want a Thunderdomocracy.

[wcmagumba]

9. Feats of strength and airing of grievances is all they've got...it's effing Festivus...

[beachbumbob]

10. lets have 101st Air Borne take on the proud boys and the winner decides

[atreides1]

11. Holmgang

One sword and no armor!!!

[CTyankee]

12. Ruday needs to stop drinking, sober up...

he's seeing things that aren't there....

[Zambero]

13. Paging Borat

This demands yet another sequel, with a return performance from the trouser-tucking pig-fucking hair dye bleeding fool.

[central scrutinizer]

14. Obvious video

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