I swear that Lindsey Graham is fucking drunk . . .

[hatrack]

His stand-up routine isn't going too well, though.

[regnaD kciN]

1. He sure seems like it...

[underpants]

2. He does seem to be laughing at his own "jokes"

I was thinking he looked a little tipsy too

[hatrack]

7. I'm waiting for him to break into a softshoe . . .

Maybe he can try tap-dancing away from his pustulent conduct over the past four years?

[underpants]

14. Breathing heavy too

[C_U_L8R]

3. He needs to tell his BFF to concede and resign.

[hibbing]

4. My first thought after about 20 seconds n/t

[nolabear]

5. He's giddy with his sudden lack of power.

[dware]

6. If I were in his shoes, after this shit show he helped create,

I would be fucking drunk too.

[backtoblue]

20. ✔

[dhol82]

8. Must be scared shitless that his kompromat is going to be revealed.

Must be so amazingly worse that just being gay.
Really, everybody knows, so what else is there?
Necrophilia?

[dewsgirl]

23. Children? I've wondered for years what could be so bad.

[dhol82]

24. That would be interesting.

[highplainsdem]

9. Yep.

[dhill926]

10. I just said that...

I'm no stranger to alcohol, and I can see the signs...

[LuckyLib]

11. Whoo, yeah! He's flipping back to the real world.

For the moment.

[cornball 24]

12. He's high as a kite!

[hatrack]

13. Drunk and scared, maybe?

[YDogg]

15. Lindsey Graham

Will always be a fucking tool.

[shanti]

16. Yup, trashed

His eyes are red and he slurred too.

[herding cats]

17. It sure seems like he is.

[apcalc]

18. Seems so

[Tarc]

19. I'm fine with it

This is the Ghost of the Lindsey Graham That Was. The one hat was pals with McCain, the one that shot pool and did whisky shots with Jon Stewart. The one that hated Trump.

He blew his chance to ever be the Marginally Okay GOP Senator again, but it was nice to see a tiny, tiny glimmer of it again.

[PA Democrat]

21. Was he visited by John McCain's ghost last night?

[Maven]

22. Oh now this treasonous trash is trying to pivot?

Nice try, Lindsey. We won't forget, you detestable lickspittle to a fascist.

[Initech]

25. Well after today I know that I need a few drinks!

[demmiblue]

26. Oh boy!

Lindsey is going to have to seek other coattails. He can't stand alone... he has a psychological need to latch on to someone with more clout.