Someone should analyse the primary debates frame-by-frame to see if Romney cheated there too.

[Nye Bevan]

I bet Rick Perry is totally kicking himself for not writing down the Government departments he wanted to abolish on a white handkerchief.

And at the start of the next Presidential debate, both candidates should be forced to turn out their pockets and have their forearms inspected for scribbled notes. This is no more demeaning than forcing top athletes to pee into a jar.