Joaquin Castro wins best idea of the day...

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[Chicago1980]

1. I'd support renaming a federal prison after him.

[Enterstageleft]

3. Or a sump pump at a tRump dump.

[soothsayer]

4. That made me laugh

[Enterstageleft]

10. We need to laugh while we're celebrating. Glad I could help.

[DENVERPOPS]

24. Or,

How about naming Colorado's Super Max after him?????????? And making him an occupant of that fine building??????
And also lifetime quarters for the top 200 of his family and administration....?????

[lastlib]

29. one of these tRump dumps?

(yes, this is where you can dump your trump.)

[Volaris]

37. It can be dual-use as his grave site...(they're gonna have to install one ANYWAY)...

no WAY I'm not gonna rent a car and a hotel room to piss on this fuckers grave at least once every 4 years.

I can see the Fox chiron now.

..'...dead President Trump CONTINUES to stimulate the economy...'

[Enterstageleft]

40. OMG...

Can you imagine how we could reduce the national debt...

If we charged everyone who wanted to piss on tRump grave $3.00

and $10.00 if they wanted to shit on his grave?

We could do away with the national debt in a few months. (I'd gladly pay $100.00/Month to have a certified spot in line)

[Volaris]

43. Hahah yes..the most-worth-it 'pay-to-play' in history!

[Escurumbele]

17. Nope, just the cell he will occupy...

OK, ok, maybe the latrine as well.

[csziggy]

20. I'd only support naming the cell he lives out his day in after him

"The Donald John Trump Memorial Cell" - that has a nice ring to it.

[Volaris]

38. It's where G Maxwell and ted cruz can die.

[JHB]

26. nahhhh. But a sewage lagoon? At a facility with some other overall name...

That has possibilities.

[LeftInTX]

45. Prisons aren't named after crinimals

They're named after people who put keep people there

[aka-chmeee]

48. That's the ticket!

Leavenworth Federal Prison, Trump Family Wing

[Deuxcents]

2. Yes, he does

I agree. We’ll never erase his time here but we don’t have to honor him. O..a prison.. ok!

[Thekaspervote]

5. ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

[Maraya1969]

6. Yes! That is excellent.

[thinkingagain]

7. I hope that includes presidential library

He was an imposter president and he deserves nothing but contempt

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[Volaris]

39. We can put it in Mar a Lago after its seized by the IRS;

We can brick over his prescious golf greens with the names of the covid dead, and at its center we can bury his ass with an open-air, American Standard public urinal as his headstone.

Moreso than president jr. and prick cheney, I cant wait for him to die

And that's sayin somethin..

[RicROC]

8. how about the new Trump wing at Leavenworth Federal Prison?

[RockRaven]

9. I propose every sewage treatment plant in DC/VA/MD name their inflow pipes after him.

Inflow is probably not the right word. Inbound? What the opposite of effluent?

[Volaris]

41. Affluent, but that's a word play AND a dig on the Idle and Idiot Rich.

YMMV

[Cha]

12. Rtx2 TY!

[Takket]

13. the only thing i want named after him...........

"The Trump Crime Family Federal Anti-Corruption Bill"

The law passed by our blue Congress to crack down on every crack and loophole in our system where the law was either too vague or we simply left things up to the decency of humanity. We can never make that mistake again. And every time a future politician is charged he/she will be charged under the Trump Corruption bill. His name will forever be remembered with that bill.

[Volaris]

42. THAT would be dope lol. .

What he get charged with?

You know, Trump stuff.

Fuck YES.

[Escurumbele]

14. No presidential library for the SOB either

So many reasons why there should not be a library on his name, plus the buffoon doesn't read.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

50. Also, one wonders if there will be any unshredded unerased presidential materials to archive. . . nt

[ad121rome]

15. I agree

I would also suggest renaming the large garbage hauling containers from Dumpsters to Trumpsters. Also, each Trumpster must be identified in bold contrasting letters with the name Trumpster. No gold or silver lettering allowed.

[calimary]

16. And NO aircraft carriers named for him either.

Or ANY vehicle of any sort and/or size.

[keithbvadu2]

25. Maybe a septic tank truck

[AnyFunctioningAdult]

18. We should though

Make all garbage disposal sites official known as Trump Dumps. Theodore Roosevelt will always be know for the Teddy Bear. Trump deserves to be added to the lexicon too.

[lastlib]

30. the "trump dump" is taken.....:

(this is where you dump your trump.)

[moonscape]

19. Ban portraits in public and govt spaces. Yeah I

realize that’s not possible, but I don’t want an official portrait allowed.

[csziggy]

27. Oh, just have that one that his foundation bought for him put up in a broom closet

Or over a urinal in some back corner. It's already painted, just take it from wherever Trump had it hung, and call it the official portrait.

Of course, it it needs any restoration, let some amateur art restorer work on it.

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/murillo-restoration-fail-spain-1888995

[moonscape]

31. LOL! I remember the Virgin Mary one. Great suggestion but

even a vague remembrance in a filthy alley gas station loo might be too much. On the up side, the toilet would be on the ready.

[James48]

21. I want to name an AIRPORT after Donald J Trump

The airport at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

And maybe a cell block there as well.

[birdographer]

22. Are you kidding?

If there is a building or property or street or park ever named after him, it will be destroyed. The name trump needs to be removed from America forever. Do Germans have anything named Hitler?

[Renew Deal]

23. Except for prisons.

[LeftInTX]

44. Prisons aren't named after crinimals

[William Seger]

28. Well, we could name the Fox/Newsmax alternate reality Planet Trump

[BobTheSubgenius]

32. That is a fantastic idea.

I was disappointed, and more than a little annoyed, when they started naming things after Reagan, however inevitable that obviously was.

Perhaps he could have an appropriate namesake, though - like a primitive waste treatment facility? Something along the lines of a holding pond at a pig-breeding factory?

[GopherGal]

47. Cockroach species?

Probably not really within the purview of the federal government.

[Pinkflamingo]

33. I have an idea. He should pay for all damages to the Capital.

After all, he keeps talking about how rich he is.

[alfredo]

34. His presidential portrait should be either

In a janitor closet in the basement, or mounted facing the wall.
But the best idea is to paint his portrait in a urinal.

[Jetheels]

35. I dunno how to post image but, they have those urinal things...

https://www.google.com/search?q=trump+urinal&client=safari&hl=en-us&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwik_svSx4vuAhWQ2FkKHfHUDnIQ_AUoAXoECBkQAw&biw=1261&bih=1758&dpr=2#imgrc=OXNgZhgcl9jX0M

[alfredo]

36. I do like the trump urinal cakes and toilet brush.

[William Seger]

46. How about this one?

I call it "The Bullshit Artist at Work."

[alfredo]

49. Ha!

[flyfreebird]

51. One Exception Please

I totally agree with the idea of forbidding "to be twice impeached President trump" the honor of bestowing any government building or land. However, there may be just ONE exception. Baby trump ballon is recognized, not only nationally, but worldwide and as such, may, be a reminder through history for the man(?) who was told on Jan. 20, 2021, YOUR FIRED¡

[Josiesdad]

52. I could envision 2 government structures that have Trump's name on them

One could be a low wall built around the perimeter of Arlington Cemetery with the names of the over 400,000 Americans that died from the Covid virus in the misbegotten era of Trump.

The other could be his favorite bench in whatever NY park he chooses to while away his time after he leaves the White House as he feeds the pigeons and mutters to himself. I envision his waning years being wasted on this bench as he is bitter and alone and abandoned by his friends and family. Eventually, I see him dying on this bench; slumped over with his bird food bag between his knees and his phone in his hand. His body stays on this bench for 48 hours after he passes because there is absolutely no one left on earth that gives a damn if he lives of dies. On this bench where he dies, it will be appropriate to put a plaque with his name on it. Let this solitary mention of the man be the only place on earth that bears his name.

If his family does actually claim the body eventually and bury him, they should consider installing a pay toilet that drains into his crypt in the mausoleum. This might be the only way they can recover any of their inheritance.

[SledDriver]

53. I suggest replacing the word "shit" with "Trump".

For example:
"Where's the bathroom? I gotta take a Trump"
"Oh man, I stepped in dog Trump."
"You're full of Trump"