Ain't no food choices in lockup...OMG

[pbmus]

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[SheltieLover]

1. Eat shit & die, terrorist!

That should work.

[Hiawatha Pete]

2. ...

[musette_sf]

3. Recipe for vegetarian prison loaf

http://www.thepizzle.net/lets-go-to-prison-nutraloaf-aka-prison-loaf/

[PlanetBev]

11. I don't know about you

But I look at that loaf, and it just screams farts.

[musette_sf]

12. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Blue Owl]

4. Toilet wine has some organic particles in it

[Towlie]

5. He could claim that he keeps kosher but they probably wouldn't believe him. I know I wouldn't.

 
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[demtenjeep]

6. whomp whomp

tough shit

[keithbvadu2]

7. Without saying who he is, ask the Trumpsters what they think of his predicament.

[TheBlackAdder]

8. What? No Panera, Chipotle or Starbucks? No A-Whole Foods? How about a Sprouts?

[Paladin]

9. Big ol' plate of steaming dog turds.

Organic as hell. Bon appetit!

[LovingA2andMI]

10. Oh he will eat what is given...

or be IV feed. There is no middle.

[roamer65]

13. A moron like that in the Capitol is a sign the American empire is failing, like latter days Rome.