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I confess its difficult to write today. I live next door to Vlad Putin, ysee, and he kept me up all night tap-dancing with glee at how easy it was to transform the United States of America from a superpower into a shithole, simply by tossing a few memes at frightened old white people.
(GIT IT with links here: http://showercapblog.com/dear-republicans-repeat-after-me-consequences-are-not-kristallnacht/)
Actually, at the request of the handful of congressional Republicans whove spoken at all about the terrorist mob they unleashed, I have decided to move on, in the spirit of unity and healing. Tonights blog will feature a series of softball interviews with prominent seditionists: admit it, youve always wondered who Mo Brooks favorite Golden Girl is.
Just to get this out of the way real quick, weve learned Government Cheese Goebbels made yet another desperate phone call, pressuring Georgia election officials to overturn the states results, and also that he forced the U.S Attorney for the Northern District of Georgia to resign for refusing to support his insidious voter fraud lies. Yes, I realize thats two more completely impeachable crimes right there, but such frivolities constitute mere background noise in this age of violent white nationalist insurrection.
Well, I suppose we'd best start piecing together just what the living fuck went down on January 6th. Its gonna take some time to separate the mere incompetents from the active collaborators, and wont that be a jolly little process to witness?
Its certainly been nothing short of terrifying, reading about the Trump Admin officials who dithered and dodged, refusing to dispatch the National Guard, even as a bloodthirsty horde ran wild through the Capitol. Almost as chilling as learning Pumpkin Spice Pol Pot himself just...watched the whole thing play out on the magical talking television box, no doubt cheering the would-be murderers on.
Two Capitol Police officers have been suspended and more than ten are already under investigation for their actions during the coup attempt, ranging from snapping seditious selfies to actively directing the terrorists to their targets. Theres apparently even a Secret Service officer out there, spreading Trumps poisonous propaganda on social media, which strikes me as a teensy bit disqualifying for a gig with the administration to come. What would be cool is if American law enforcement could use this tragic moment to root out all the motherfucking white supremacists who have infiltrated their ranks.
For now, well have to tide ourselves over with the admittedly bountiful buffet of treasonous shitweasel arrests; Im sure the memory of those few precious hours of MAGA celebrity will keep em warm through the long lonely nights of their federal prison sentences. For one shining moment, you held a lectern that didnt belong to you. Cool life, bro.
So it looks as though Lauren Boebert launched her congressional career by using social media during the Capitol siege, against the direct instructions of the House Sergeant at Arms, to deliberately reveal Speaker Pelosis whereabouts to the homicidal throng, yknow, so itd be easier to find her and execute her. Just a little perspective, for anybody out there who feels like they have weird tension with people at work.
Anyway, weve got shiny new metal detectors set up outside the House chamber now, to protect Democrats from the likes of Boebert, who has repeatedly vowed to illegally bring her gun to work with her, and the other QAnon loons in her caucus. Suddenly I find myself whimsically nostalgic for the bygone days of civility when the manic Republican outlier was the guy who couldnt sit through a Black Presidents speech without screaming at him.
Sadly, weve learned The Legend of the Loser Terrorist Who Tased Himself in the Scrotum So Hard He Died proved to be just that, a legend. To which I say, fuck all yall, if you nutcases are allowed to believe fake shit (like, for example, that Lil Donnie Two-Scoops is the most masculine person to ever hold the White House), Im allowed to believe this, and in fact, Im building my entire personal religion around it; were gonna have communion wafers in the shape of a doughy middle-aged man electrocuting his own ballsack.
The Velveeta Vulgarian petulantly refused to lower flags on federal buildings to half-staff in honor of the police officer he got killed, for four fucking days. But when wingnut financier Sheldon Adelson finally kicked the bucket? That statement, overflowing with the sort of glowing praise Eric and Don, Jr. can only dream of, hit the wire at the speed of light.
Three Democratic Congressmen (so far) have tested positive for COVID-19 after several Republicans mockingly refused all requests to wear masks during the siege lockdown. (thousands still dying every day, thanks for asking) In the spirit of unity, Minority Leader McCarthy has proposed a rule change where members of his caucus would commit to restricting themselves to one attempt to murder their Dem colleagues at a time.
From the folks who never quite managed to bring you Infrastructure Week, its CONSEQUENCES WEEK! Corporations are not only shutting down the coup enablers access to the money spigot, theyre even demanding refunds for previous donations. Harvard booted Trumpal Butt Remora Elise Stefanik from their advisory board. From coast to coast, hometown papers and local leaders are calling for the Cop Killer Caucus resignations. Keep the heat on, Resisters, and who knows? Maybe we can chase a few of the rats back to the shadows.
Heck, Rudy Giulianis a regular cousin-fucking consequences magnet these days. The New York State Bar Association is working to expel him, hes been referred for disbarment, and the Treasury Department is cracking down on his crooked foreign partners. Congrats, Rudy...may all your future biographies be printed in liquid shit.
All of this comeuppance has, of course, led to a wave of reflection and contrition among Trump-supporting Republicans, assuming reflection and contrition are synonyms for whining. There is truly no amount of blood that can drown the 21st-century conservative impulse to claim victimhood, even when theyve got their boot on somebody elses neck.
These shameless jagoffs are actually trying to change the subject from the inevitable fruits of their deliberate, years-long stochastic terror campaign to their alleged oppression online. Several actually invoked Kristallnacht to describe their plight, which is so stomach-churningly vulgar, I cant even joke about it.
Just to clear things up: the President lost his social media accounts because he used them to incite a sweaty, malodorous wad of losers to ooze down the street and kill his enemies for him. Parler got taken down because terrorists were using it to organize terrorist violence. Whatever point in the great wide universe is mathematically farthest from legitimate victimhood is where yall are standing right now. At long last, just SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Meanwhile, the deeply pathetic new Shart House tradition of awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom behind closed doors, lest the world witness the shame of all involved, continued. Gym Jordan, unsurprisingly, was only too willing to accept his blood-soaked accolade, but apparently theyve gone too far for Bill Belichick, which means (insert pro- or anti-Belichick gag here, depending on your feelings towards the Patriots. Me, I dont give a fuck either way, and Im not losing any readers over that shit.)
Acting But Mostly Illegally So Who Knows Secretary Chad Wolf suddenly stepped down, so the Department of Homeland Security is currently being run by a waffle iron thats been in the break room since Janet Napolitano forget it back in 2013. Its okay, its not like were in the middle of a terrorist insurgency or anything.
Some deranged little Trumpkin appears to have actually carved his Turd Emperors name into a live manatee, and...what the fuck, yall? This whole worldview seems to be built around the idea of injecting maximum shittiness into any situation, which apparently extends to vandalizing animals. Even Chuck Todd couldnt bothsides this. (But please dont bring it to his attention, or hell try.)
I guess Princess Ivanka is worried about her political future, now that her family name is synonymous with not just stealing from charity and stiffing contractors and bribing porn stars and caging children and praising white nationalists and doing Putins bidding and destroying jobs and pardoning war criminals but also crazed, violent rioting. Yknow what? Dont spoil it for her; itll be more fun when she finds out on her own.
Tragically, I lost my very last mouthful of delicious Xmas ale to the headline proclaiming a rift had opened between Vice President Mike Pants and the man who sent a rabid mob to lynch him. Yes, Tangerine Idi Amin allegedly told his longtime servile sidekick, I dont want to be your friend anymore, quite possibly the first honest statement hes made in years. Yeah, rift just about covers it.
Chief Thuglomat Mike Pompeo keeps trying to squeeze as much last-minute fuckery as possible into his tenure, haphazardly slapping the terrorist group designation on the Houthi rebels in Yemen, exacerbating one of the worlds most appalling humanitarian crises, because a few more starving children are surely a small price to pay for the opportunity to drop a little extra shit in your Democratic successors inbox. Remember this the next time the pious Mr. Pompeo feels the need to lecture others on family values.
As a fitting reward for his years of goonish devotion to a dimestore autocrat, Mike was forced to cancel his final European trip as Secretary of State, because no one was willing to even meet with his cheap gangster ass. Obviously youre the feared and respected representative of a global superpower when the foreign minister of frickin LUXEMBOURG cold-shoulders you. Tell us more about swagger, kid.
And I see Consequences Week also caught up to former Michigan Governor Rick Snyder and his toadies, who will face charges for their murderous mismanagement of the Flint water crisis. Say, you dont suppose we actually live in a country where rich white dudes cant get away with absolutely anything, do ya?
Anyway, buckle up, cats n kittens, were heading for fresh new round of impeachment, this time with bipartisan backing. Shit, even Mitch Got My Judges, What Fucking Good Are You Now? McConnell seems to be down. Liz Cheney, welcome to the resistance; no, you may not partake of the donuts or the coffee, those are for folks who didnt need to be menaced by a mass of homicidal maniacs to stand up for whats right. You may vote with the decent folks this one time, though.
I am worn the fuck out, yall. Its almost Joe oclock, and I cannot fucking wait. Until then, stay safe out there, friends, its all kindsa weird.
MontanaMama
(23,337 posts)What would we do without you around here?
leighbythesea2
(1,200 posts)Security being run by a waffle iron.
dhill926
(16,355 posts)as always. God almighty what a week....
Nevilledog
(51,197 posts)UpInArms
(51,284 posts)Do you think they will have to rewrite game rules? Trump is now such a vulgar word.
Hugin
(33,198 posts)They need to add it to the rule books.
denbot
(9,901 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,797 posts)oasis
(49,407 posts)Cha
(297,655 posts)Nancy, & Chuck, Joe & Kamala(whom we'll be hearing more about really Soon!).. and Everybody who contributes to our Democracy.. that means You!
MustLoveBeagles
(11,634 posts)Hugin
(33,198 posts)Sadly, in my pile of doo-dads and what-sits. I do not have a single appliance for the simple act of winning hearts and minds. (Although, this QAnon group apparently has a 'mind-fuck' widget. I'll have to look into how that works.)
I'm a little dumbfounded by the realization of the fact, during all of my years of puttering on the fringes of science and fiction, I've never made even a pencil sketch or crude wire diagram of a Hearts & Minds Magneto. It's disturbing and troubling to learn of my oversight. Maybe, it's a bias? A bias is contrary to science. We have a problem, Will Robinson. *sigh*
Now, you all know... I'm trying to repair the rift in the continuum. I like people to be happy. Happy people are productive people. But, right now all of my tools and parts feel awkward in my hands. So, this may take awhile.
Sorry.
Here's a cute kitten on a scale picture to look at until I sort this out:
As always thanks for everything, SC.
Oh, and with all that's going on out there, don't forget to keep; wearing the damn masks, washing your hands, distancing, only going out for essential items. We're going to make it.
stopwastingmymoney
(2,042 posts)good stuff as usual Ferret