Chuck Norris for the lose

[PurgedVoter]

Here Chuck says he was on his ranch and he is against violence and for law and order: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jan/13/chuck-norris-denies-capitol-attack-image-lookalike-viral

Here Chuck calls for a violent overthrow of goverment and terrorist tactics: http://www.greenisthenewred.com/blog/chuck-norris-revolution/1690/

[uponit7771]

1. Anyone confirm that was Norris?

[Hugin]

2. He could turn himself in and trust the Justice system to sort it out, no? n/t

[Cirque du So-What]

3. Too many blows to the head

I doubt he has many moments where tweety-birds aren’t flying around in his field of vision.

[sop]

4. Judge for yourselves:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9142119/Chuck-Norris-denies-Capitol-riot-photo-man-striking-resemblance-trended.html

[Polybius]

5. They look alike, but it's not him

Norris is 80. This guy is not.

[Turin_C3PO]

6. Yeah, that looks like Norris about twenty years ago.

[PurgedVoter]

8. Sure looks like him. Even the feel is right.

If Chuck is for law and order, I am sure he has nothing to hide. When Chuck Norris says it may soon be time to violently overthrow the U.S. government, and he’s organizing “cells” around the country, one must question his law and order stance and possible involvement in this.

I think a review of phone calls and the location they were made from would do wonders for clearing his name. Of course, if anyone he called keeps a record, and Chuck did not tell the truth, then Chuck might have some more explaining to do.

Quick Chuck it is time to have an agent call, bribe and threaten everyone you had a phone call with. Oh, wait that means you will have to involve an agent and you will still have the chance of them speaking out against you. This treason may be expensive to buy you way out of, Chuck. Maybe you should come clean, hand over all the folk who conspired with you and reveal your Russian contacts. Maybe you can say you have been acting independently as a deep agent to catch these people and now is the moment to reveal the truth about your crusade for justice.

[Maeve]

7. Snopes sez "Nope!"

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/chuck-norris-capitol-riot/

[PurgedVoter]

9. Probably isn't Chuck

I don't think Chuck does his own stunts. That said, looking at pictures of Chuck, his eyes look brown in every one of them. So the argument of eye color that Snopes raised is worth examining. It would not hurt for the FBI do do a search of Chuck's compound and cell phone records. He is a law and order guy, so he has nothing to hide. Why wouldn't he cooperate with an important investigation?

Dear FBI, do you want to have a fun couple of days near scenic and historic Navasota Tx? This is very near Washington on the Brazos. Navasota has a vibrant community with businesses in real, honest to gosh buildings built while the west was being won. You can take pictures with Chuck Norris, on his ranch! Be sure to be thorough in you investigation and make sure you have all the evidence to prove Chuck's proper legal status!

[LeftInTX]

10. I posted this in the "Weird News" group..LOL

It isn't Chuck Norris...

Rioter: "Hey, at least I got a selfie with Chuck Norris"..
FBI: "No you only got arrested"