Why is Mike Lindell, CEO of My Pillow, carrying documents regarding martial law?

[BadgerMom]

Last edited Fri Jan 15, 2021, 10:14 PM - Edit history (1)

I know many of you object to Twitter links, but that is where I first saw this. Below is a photo taken by a Washington Post reporter of Lindell of My Pillow leaving the Oval with documents addressing the Insurrection Act, making Kash Patel Acting CIA Director and containing the words “martial law.”

Speculation is all we have and as performed by my mind, it’s terrifying.

Link to tweet

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Edited with additional reporting by The Daily Beast.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mypillow-guy-presents-trump-with-china-election-fraud-theory-lawyers-send-him-packing

The Daily Beast

[BusyBeingBest]

1. Because we live in a batshit fucked-up country.

[Blue Owl]

2. What the hell is he stuffing those pillows with?

[royable]

6. Microchips and microchip injectors. See my earlier post:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1014&pid=2642459

"I have it on good authority that Soros has paid the Clintons to use the lizard people tunnels so that rhinestone-sporting BLM protesters can access the My Pillow factories, where they put self-injecting microchips into the My Pillow pillows that work their way into your skull while you sleep. Once the head of Antifa gives the signal, all the chips will be activated and turn the microchip-injected MAGAts into sterile baby-eating libtards. MAGAts need to burn their My Pillows and deeply breath the fumes, which act as an antidote to the microchips if they've already been injected."

[WestIndianArchie]

10. All that aside

Will tin foil hats continue to work? I'm asking for a friend.

[royable]

13. Considering the MyPillows also have an Alien Facehugger mode, I'm not certain. n/t

[Blue Owl]

17. Bwahaha!

[Alacritous Crier]

3. He must be delivering instructions from someone...

[BadgerMom]

4. Did he come up with these thoughts or...

were they handed to him when he was inside the White House?

[Alacritous Crier]

16. Yeah, I don't know if he's arriving or departing.

[Kablooie]

5. Uh oh. Here we go.

If it's real, this is what we've been anticipating.
Trump attempting a true, military coup of the US government.

I mean, he's gotta try, doesn't he?

[BusyBeingBest]

8. His acting SecDef just wants to leave, there's only the saddest of lackeys

left to do much of anything, and they're turning to Mike Lindell, the Pillowman....I'm not worried.

[keithsw]

12. It wouldn't do him any good

He doesn't have the political muscle to pull it off. The Generals wouldn't listen to him. They swear an oath to the Constitution not the President

[Dagstead Bumwood]

7. Because Ron Popeil is getting too old for this shit.

[Hugin]

9. A human tweet machine.

Look for some horseshit to appear on Twitter in his accounts.

[Kablooie]

11. Trump may be using the pillow man but at least he hasn't called in the marshmallow man.

Who ya gonna call?

[Bernardo de La Paz]

14. Lindell is the only Constitutional Scholar they could find willing to advise the orange baby. . . nt

[bullimiami]

15. This fucker is involved in coup planning. Lock him up. Forever.