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mnmoderatedem

(3,728 posts) Fri Jan 15, 2021, 08:53 PM Jan 2021

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Hello, may name is Jared, former Subway pitchman

I was a phenom, an immensely popular pitchman based on a fraudulent persona, fooled a lot of people based on an image I never earned, milked it for all it was worth, until the walls came crashing down, exposing me for the fraud that I am, relegating me to an eternal life of shame from that point forward.

Pleased to meet you Mr Trump. Welcome to the club.

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Hello, may name is Jared, former Subway pitchman (Original Post) mnmoderatedem Jan 2021 OP

K; R CatWoman Jan 2021 #1

That's such a weird picture. I wonder why he chose to pull his pants out like that rainin Jan 2021 #2

Showing off his weight loss CatWoman Jan 2021 #3

I remember him from both his Subway fame rainin Jan 2021 #4

Jared Kushner could step right into those ads as the new face of Jared. Marie Marie Jan 2021 #5

CatWoman

(79,302 posts)

1. K; R

Reply to mnmoderatedem (Original post)

Fri Jan 15, 2021, 09:01 PM

Jan 2021

rainin

(3,011 posts)

2. That's such a weird picture. I wonder why he chose to pull his pants out like that

Reply to mnmoderatedem (Original post)

Fri Jan 15, 2021, 09:13 PM

Jan 2021

rather than to the side. Is he intentionally being creepy?

CatWoman

(79,302 posts)

3. Showing off his weight loss

Reply to rainin (Reply #2)

Fri Jan 15, 2021, 09:43 PM

Jan 2021

His claim to fame was his massive weight loss was due to a diet of Subway sandwiches

rainin

(3,011 posts)

4. I remember him from both his Subway fame

Reply to CatWoman (Reply #3)

Fri Jan 15, 2021, 10:34 PM

Jan 2021

and his underage girl scandal. He could have shown off his weight loss by pulling the pants to the side. From this angle, it's so creepy.

Marie Marie

(9,999 posts)

5. Jared Kushner could step right into those ads as the new face of Jared.

Reply to mnmoderatedem (Original post)

Sat Jan 16, 2021, 01:06 AM

Jan 2021

Probably the best gig he can get.

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